Ok ladies...

Here I am! The last mentally stable man on the planet!

I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, and I have no diseases or kids! But that doesn't mean I'm no fun!

I love good food, great music, and fun times. Anything from float trips to the race track or car cruise, and cuddling on the couch with soft music (heck, hard rock, smooth jazz, country or pop is fine too if you like it, I'm easy going).

I'm not a control freak and expect you to have friends of your own. We all occasionally need our own "alone time".

Ok, I am a control freak when it comes to driving. You get one chance. If I see you putting on make up, gawking at the scenery, and in general being a danger to anyone else on the road, I'm driving!

I'm height/weight proportionate and seek the same. Yes, I realize that big girls need lovin too, and yes you're beautiful as well, but it's not 'my type'.

An example of the humor I like:

"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."

First date. Well, I don't even know I'd call it a date. I'd prefer to look at it more like an initial meeting. After all, blind dates suck, and we've already spoken a bit via this web site. We've made it beyond the initial communications process and want to see if the 'in person' appeal is the same as on here.

So, first date. Let's not waste a lot of time and/or money on a formal 'date'. Let's meet up for coffee, sodas, or drinks and have a short chat. If the chat is interesting, we can move on to 'date' status, maybe find a bite to eat and go shoot a couple games of pool. If not, we pay our couple of bucks for the drink go our separate ways, no harm, no foul.