SEEKING: Gorgeous, thin, big-chested blonde nymphomaniac who loves sports and makes $200k per year (or has trust fund).

Okay, the above are not requirements, just nice-to-have's. If you don't think that's funny, we're probably not a good fit.

I started this on-line thing a few months ago and have met some very nice women. But finding that spark, that connection is a really tough thing.

So it seems like maybe it's best to keep it simple. I'm the oldest of 3 kids, coming from a very mid-western family. My parents have been married 46 years, my younger sister 17. (They must know something I don't - or haven't figured out yet - lol) I have 2 terrific kids, 10 and 8. They live with me but see their mom often.

I'm looking for someone with some similar interests but preferably someone with some interests different from my own as well. Variety is a good thing.

I'm down-to-earth, smart, challenging, sarcastic, loyal, competitive and extremely family-oriented.

Dating is fun but I'm looking for the real thing. I want my heart to skip a beat, if you know what I mean. With that being said, that's not an easy thing to find. So send me an email, or respond to mine :) Who knows what will happen?
No picture, no dice.

Whatever makes YOU happy! (Did I mention I can be sarcastic? Not that the preceeding statement was sarcastic, but...)