| homelessbum The Bottom Dweller:
Taking a break |
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| City |
Kansas City Kansas |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Scorpio |
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Height | 6' 1" (185 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
Often |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Full Time Bum |
| Smarts |
Bachelors degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
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I'll be back...
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homelessbum has 2 roses that can be sent. |
 | I didn't know Orlando Bloom lived in Kansas City! Don is so hot! I have an incurable crush on him. He is handsome, funny, smart, and turned my head. He is good at everything he does. I'm surprised I met such an interesting person on POF. He makes this good girl wanna be bad. Don has brought me out of my shell, so I'm giving the Devil his due! |
 | Bum is a man among men (did I get that right?) and I'm a woman among..umm..well all the others here.
Women go for men with confidence and lots of it and Bum's got a ton. (I can't say shitload, right?) Well ladies, his profile speaks for itself. His charm is unique (must be, I can't figure it out) but it's there. He's not the man your momma warned you about, he's the reason your dad started drinking whiskey again, out of the jug and bought ammo. And is sitting by the door in his sweaty barcolounger (do they make them things anymore?) ranting and yelling at the dog locked and loaded. Hoping that sometime you may just forget who you're dating (using the word loosely..check profile) and bring him home to meet the folks.
So if you can disarm your pa and give your mom the remote and a large RX of valium, this is the man for you.
Bring your own toilet paper, he seems to have a thing for that. Aww...go have some fun, your parents don't know what's good for ya anyway!
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 | Me? Tell on Don? Never!
Send your contributions to "The Aide for Recovering or Dependent and Delusional Folks that Think They Somehow Won the Lottery and the Check got Lost in the Mail" program, and I will forward that to a post office box in Kansas City area
btw Mr. Bum, this months' recividend check has not yet been recieved in our office..
Honestly though? and what's really scary Don just may well be telling the truth~
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 | Cheers to the Bum! He is downright funny, insightful and wise, and a great friend to have. He likes me because he knows that if he wakes up screaming out his mother's name, I won't be able to hear it. He's an artist in every way- be it sculpting, writing, or everyday touch. Very, very cool guy. Intelligent, too! (Hope I spelled that right!) |
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