Decided to try online dating because I am the lucky last remaining member of my tribe. My friends are all busy with they're wives, fiances and significant others and have shunned me from their society. So I've banished myself to the isle of south eastern PA ( which would be a lot cooler if it was,in-fact, an isle) where my days are filled with work and keeping myself amused with hobbies, annoying my mom, consuming food-stuffs or sheltering the homeless. Whoops, that last one is on the to-do list, sorry about that!

Did I hear you ask " Who the hell does this guy think he is ?" Well, since you asked... Pop-tarts may be horrible for you , but I still think they are a suitable way to start the day. I'm a guy who is pretty good at making dumb faces in pictures, paying attention to detail, Rhyming, making up songs, making people laugh, taking very few things too-too seriously, and helping people with their problems.I'm a really good driver ( in case the car insurance people see this) and enjoy going to the gym (putting the heath insurance people at ease.) Lastly , I happen to be awesome at amusing myself with ANYTHING that happens to be in my sight ( your totally allowed to get in on the amusement!)

I am looking for someone with a good sense of humor who considers herself creative, isn't afraid to be herself and can be a little odd sometimes. We don't have to have everything in common...if we did, what would there be to talk about...other than pop-tarts? Lastly, ladies, please don't contact me if you have warrants for your arrest in more than 2 states! Thanks, that would be sweet.
(ohh- being able to hold a conversation in a ridiculous fake accent is a definite plus!).

***Update**** Ladies, I know that a person should not be completely defined by their job, but in full disclosure, due to a lay-off I am currently in the company of 300 million other unemployed Americans. Sure, mentioning this isn't exactly the best way to sell yourself but some crazy people won't even talk to you when they find out your a *cringe* unemployed social pariah ( go ahead, you can scream now), so figured mentioning upfront might help!

A nice short first meeting is usually the best way to go - Something fun like Drinks, Minigolf, Bowling -where it is least likely to feel like a job interview. I find that sometimes, the lamer a place is, the more fun you could have!