Hello,

I'm told that an I'm attractive guy, (but later found out that the person that told me that was blind in one eye and could barely make out objects in the other). I'm in decent shape, 6', 190 and try to live a healthy lifestyle. I love to sit in complete darkness, with a bag of Cheeto's and fantasize that I actually have a life. I do believe that it's OK to drink alone, especially if you get so drunk you have no recollection of it. My ideal woman is someone who does everything that I say and asks questions later. A girl that is not only HOT, but very easy to manipulate.

I have a very dry and dark sense of humor. If you've just read this profile and have no idea that I'm totally kidding (except for the attractive part), then you're not the girl for me. I've never met a person that I couldn't make laugh. As a matter of fact, If I can't make you laugh on our first date, I'll give you all of your money back ( I charge for first dates - due to my unique size and abilities).

But seriously, I'm really looking to meet a few new friends.

If you're attractive, fit, sexy and think you can make me laugh,

Bring it!!

I love to take women on dates to comedy clubs and such. I feel that you can judge someones pesonality based on their sense of humor.