I like to wear f*ck me pumps to wal mart and do socially inappropriate things like laugh at mentally retarded people..and stand on a bridge throwing rocks at the cars below then laugh hysterically *and snort, mind you* when the cars crash and people die.
I like to cause mayhem.
And get drunk every day.
and give my baby cigarettes and coca cola.
...I'm.
The best.
Ever.
.....Ever.
I'm awesome.
I like to laugh.
I despise redundancy.
I'm awesome.
I mean...really...do you even read this sh*t?
If you didn't at least smirk once while reading this then don't bother messaging me, because you need to lighten up.
This is me:
sarcastic, funny, intelligent. The usual positive qualities, I suppose...
I'm pretty laid back. If you treat me well I'll treat you well.
After receiving quite a few msges daily I have this to say:
Are you reading?
...you better be reading.
Don't get so pissed if I don't respond to you. It's usually for the better.
I realize it'll be next to impossible to find anyone I'm actually compatible with and fit well with online..actually,it's hard to find someone you're pretty compatible with ANYWHERE , let it be online or in the real world, but I'll give anything a shot.
I'm up for anything if you are.
Cool beans.
It has to be said that I'm dating someone, a really great someone, and I'm not looking to cheat. So romance is a big no no, but I'm always up for meeting cool, platonic friends.

Let's just kick it yo.