Alright ladies, has the judge recently assigned you to community service? One date with me and you will get credit for 25 hours of community service! Act now and I might throw in a pair of Ginzu knives at no extra cost. They say I am a real catch because I am in the "rebound" stage. My last girlfriend dropped me for a Ph.D. (Pizza Hut Dude) Someone please go out with me because therapy is expensive!!!!

Mom just told me if I want to get a lady to email me, I must take this serious. Ok, I have lived in quite a few places. Running from the law has not been fun St. Louis, Orlando, Springfield, Los Angeles, all over Alaska and now KC. Gonna be honest here ladies, Why is it so hard to me girls in KC? I have dj'd on cruise ships and have been to a lot of places. I like to travel and have spent 10 summers in Alaska as a fly fishing guide. Probably a good reason why I am single. There are no women in Alaska. Ok, there is Sarah Palin but she is married! So what do you say, feel sorry for me or just use me for the community service credit. Write now and get your free gift.

Probably just get down on my knees and thank you for showing up!!! I hope that I could make you laugh and show you that I have a serious side to me but you'll have to stick around for that. No getting your community service hours and running off.