Thought for the day, "The problem about being lied to isn't the lie, its coming to the realization that you were not good enough for the truth!
And for the select few apples on the top I am a climber!!!!!!!!!

!Hello ladies and thank you for taking the time to look at my profile! I am shy to a point if I'm interested in you I may not email you but I will add you to my favorites! This is my way of saying yes Im interested now are you? I enjoy a lot of different types of activity's from camping, motorcycles, being a daddy, to just shooting the sh*t with buddys! I love all types of music from Ramstein to bag pipes. I have been a truck driver for about 15 years and I do enjoy not having a typical mundane day at work like most people do. I do get to take friends with me and love to see the look on their faces when I show them something new or they get to go through a major city they have never seen before. Vegas at night is the best My daughter loves southern California the best she thinks the mountains are awsome. I'm a very laid back don't care what I'm doing but more so who I'm doing it with. Good company is so hard to find today. I do cook and enjoy cooking weather it be on the grill or something I'm making in the house. Not to big on baking but I'm working on it. My little girl will tell you that I make the bestest dippy eggs around! I want to be with someone who "gets" me. I'm complex NOT complicated, and If we end up talking then you will understand what I mean. I can be a very deep conservationist or just talk about the current events. Yes I only have a high school education but I promise you that I'm more diverse than most guys or people you will ever meet. Hey if you choke a smurf what color would it Turn? Just curious! Well enough for now if you don't have a picture up I would like you to send me one if you would to puffy506@yahoo if you have Yahoo instant msg my ID is puffy506 if you would like to chat. I do enjoy talking on the phone and communication has never been a issue for me since I don't get a lot of interaction with people kinda hard since I'm in a truck all day. So if you just want some intelligent conversation then get ahold of me lets talk about why wal mart has locks on their doors even though they are open 24 hrs a day and why that doesn't make sense! I am a open book and have no secrets and will answere ANY questions with out hesitation or reserve. I am brutality honest sometimes but just up front and open all the time. I don't want to just go through the motions of dating I'm beyond the dating "GAME" and not interested in being the "great friend" either. Don't play or toy with me Its not what you want so Do onto others as you would want done onto you! One thing that I hate is when I make a some one a priority and they make me the option! That has a tendency to piss me off!!!!! Friends or the woman I am dating!
*Some random things that might help you understand me are as follows,
1. I do play well with others
2. I don't run with scissors
3. I don't dunk or pull apart my oreo cookies.
4. I don't go skinny dipping, I chunky dunk!
5. Two and a Half men is my favorite show!
6. I will tell you what I think If you ask me to tell you. Not responsible for how you handle the truth just know thats what you will get!!!!
7. I snore and fart in my sleep!
8. Love to swim and be at the lake or pool.
9. Love Yankee candles and the smell of fresh cut grass and the air just before it rains!
10. Sense of humor is a must!
11. I don't date cause I'm bored or lonely
12. I try to only date one woman at a time that way I can see if there would be or is a true connection with you!
13. Love to Kiss
14. Don't like people that nag and **** about everything!
15. I love a childs laughter and puppy kisses
16. Don't mistake kindness for weakness!!!!
17. I love movies but think that a movie is the worst Idea for a 1st date!
18. I'm very open minded and willing to try anything once
19. I have a thong bathing suit! Yikes that will keep you up at night trying not to picture my ass in a thong! LMAO
20. Trying to figure out why they put a round pizza in a square box?
21. If you blow in a dogs face he/she will get pissed but, you get them in a car they want their heads out the window having the wind shoved up their little noses?
22. I pee in the shower sometimes.
23. I have endless amounts of useless information, you can almost ask me anything and I will have An Idea what your talking about from How many ridges are there on a quarter? To I can tell you almost everything you would want to know about A General Sherman.
*If you do contact me and It takes awhile to hear back from please don't take it as a sign that I'm not interested. I do drive and I do not have a computer in my truck but I can check my messages via my cell phone. I answer all emails!
24. I know the entire sponge bob square ass song cause my daughter likes that I sing it like crabs would.
25. If you had to pick true love or your best friend who would you pick and why?
26. Why is South Bend in the far most Northern part of the state?
27. If you told a cow a really funny joke what would fly out his nose?
28. I believe that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I believe in Chemistry and the "click" factor!
29. Yes I do smoke but not in my home. That is for obvious reasons of my daughter isn't old enough to smoke and I don't feel she needs to breathe it in. I only smoke outside!
30. I don't like to drink infront of my daughter either that could and does send the wrong signal of drinking is fun. Don't want her to get a head start on partying until she is old enough. Not that I want her to but I don't want her to think its ok and fun!
31. Family Guy rocks. Giggity, giggity, Gig gity, All right!!!!!!

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I don't like to call it a first date its more of a Job interview! You may have a great connection online and seem like the greatest person in the world but if you don't have that butterfly feeling when you see that person for the first time then its just not going to work no matter how hard you try. I'm no Ken to your barbie but I do care deeply about people and don't do onto others unless I want it done to me.




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