...in the desert. I'm a 32-year-old denizen of NEPA; I enjoy:

reading/traveling/hiking/biking...holding...and folding them--see: Kenneth

Rogers, respectively. Enjoy working out...and spending quality time w/

family...friends...&/or pH balance. Religion: agnostic/Mahayana Buddhist.

Condensed, I'm attempting to pheromone locate...a

compassionate/empathetic woman per: friendship...and possibly more.

No psychos...or 151lb dufflebags; educated, independent...a big plus-size...

*(I'm kidding..., I'll take nothing beyond a 5'8"/234lb. Holstein.)

In eight words or less: I'm just a Cogswell cog...in the sprocket of life.

*Note: hussy(ies), rapscallion...need not apply. I'm looking for a

refined/domesticated nitwit factory equipped w/ a clean set of: morals,

beliefs...and principle(s). Per this service, I'm hoping to meet,

find...&/or pheromonically hone in on...a lady...whose heart & mind is

indented with an inborn awareness of what truly matters within the grand 80-year

organic schematic that is life itself. Give or take a decade or two.

INTEREST(S)...w/ brainstem rudiment:

Three's Company, Laverne & Shirley, Scooby-Doo, Stripes, 80's music--e.g. The

Thompson Twins, Til' Tuesday, Falco...Rockwell's Somebody's Watching Me.

Motivational speakers: Susan Powder/Tony Little; cheesecake, yellowtail w/ wasabi,

Jack Johnson, Bob Marley & the Wailers, The Specials, The Skatellites, steel

pan/drum music; The Shining/Omen...Sinn Fein's genuine political steampush' for a

reunified Ireland,The Gorillas..., US foreign policy, world affairs...&/or US

manipulation of. Stillframe memories, black-peppered bacon; Ben Stein's

Money/Jeopardy...boxing/MMA, et al.

AVERSION(S): 27 teeth, linear thought, unhewn thought, full-blown

crackpots', pseudo-arrogance, cantanker, the ill-bred illogic...the ill-bred human

condition..., people who are unwilling--&/or unable--to empathize with the truly

disadvantaged/impoverished, et cetera. Uncouth...spiteful...psychotic...women;

breath that can--and in all likelihood, will--knock an adult rhino down-------in

full charge, respectively. Loud, obnoxious...abrasive people..., people whose

thought/perception...is based on their immediate environment;

discourtesy...unprofessionalism.

Addendum/Disclaimer: If my profile is a bit much...pretend I wrote the following

instead: *i work hard play hard. i likes Coors Light and football

sundays. meat woman have kidz...Jublip. eat good drink

good, come into the club stuntin like act you

should. my shit's on fire i don't need no: gasolina.

First...I would lay you down in a proverbial: bed of rose(s)...whereby...I

would proceed to belt-sand shave your quintessential bunions off, respectively. I'm

kidding; a standard-issue first date--i.e. a movie/drinks...a nice hike...walk, et

cetera. All standard format/broadcast until I'm familiar w/ said: organism. We'll

work from there. A good heart...and mind...are quote-un-quote: mandatory.