I am supposed to talk about myself, dammit, but I just did that all day!! Do I have to?
Yes!
Well Shit... Do I get paid at least?
No, this was your option to sign up here.
Oh, thats right..


I am an outgoing girl who is just looking for my american boy so we can wed and I can get my damn green card, and become legal. I am only kidding... I am a citizen. Born in Texas. And, no I will not marry you so you can become legal here. Sorry.

I am sick and done with all of the games, lies, and seeing a different person all the time. I am ready to find the one that I can be with for a while. So if you're the type who still likes to run around and be with a different person all the time, I am not the one for you.

I love dogs, mexican food, chicken, kung pao chicken, board games, seinfeld, family guy, jalapenos, music, learning, super mario bros., dancing, being silly, laughing, difficult puzzles...

I promise if we go get some food, I won't order a crouton and water.

Prove to me you're not the same as every guy out there.

I love the Indianapolis Colts! Peyton Manning is my man :)

I'm allergic to cats

You and I will most likely be laughing a lot if we go somewhere. I laugh a lot so don't make me look like the weird one laughing alone.

I am picky on just about everything.

What DOESN'T cause cancer these days? Stupid. So go out and do whatever, because we'll all die of cancer, obviously.

I smile a lot.

I have an awesome sense of humor.

Incredibly intellectual, and smart. I love learning new things all the time.

No means no as*hole. So don't disrespect me and question it, I will get pissed and not talk to you anymore.

I've been told I am a complete sweetheart but just like everybody else, I have a rough side. :)

I admire correct english spelling. If you type 'you' as 'u', '2' as 'to'.. etc. To me it shows low intellectual abilities and stupidness.

Tall guys are sexy!

Smoking of all sorts are disgusting so if you do it, don't even think about talking to me, because it's nasty. Kapeesh?

You know those stick figure decals people put on the back of their car windows of their whole families. Yeah, I think of those as who to target first. Don't give strangers your whole families names, and whose who. Dumb.

I only wish I was on as much crack as my computer is, so no I don't have yahoo, msn, any messenger. I have the e-mail and IM they do on here, thats about your contact options for me.

Let's go eat so much Mexican food, and margaritas til we can hardly move then go somewhere and have a race to see who can run the furthest sh*tfaced... Or throw up first.