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Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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About Me
Looking for an outlet for your philanthropic urges? Wanting to make the world a better place but not sure where to start? I've found the perfect cause for you to get behind.
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member2025212.htm
Write to him and tell him how sexy he is. Feeding his massive ego is a full-time job, and the work I actually get paid for is suffering. Yesterday he flashed his mullet at me, and I stapled my finger.
The only thing you really need to know about me is this - I won't put up with any of your crap. I don't expect you to put up with mine either...and I have a lot of it. I'm not the easiest person to get to know, and I thrive on being a saboteur, so you'd better have some balls and a modicum of patience.
I'm no idiot either. I may look sweet and unassuming...but I'm not. Geez, I'm supposed to be making myself sound good...So that's my dark side. In reality, the following points do a better job of describing who I really am...
1. A dork - a gigantic one. If there's something to trip over, I will. Then I'll laugh without a smidgen of embarrassment and carry on.
2. A pig - you don't want to take me out to dinner. Seriously. I wear a bib.
3. I giggle...a lot. I'm quite aware that it makes me sound like an idiot, but people make me nervous. I giggle when there's nothing funny happening anywhere in the vicinity. Really get me going, expect snorting.
4. I'm super quiet. I may yak a lot online, but in real life you'll find yourself yammering on and on while I sit there and smile. It's not that I don't have anything to say, I'm just thinking about what a retard you are.
5. I'm insecure. I don't think I'm hot, and I don't think I'm better than anyone else. Sometimes I'm convinced that I'm downright ugly.
6. I hate dressing up. When I leave my apartment, I look like a slob. See that girl in the pictures? You won't be dating her. You'll be dating the lite version (do not take the word "dating" literally - I don't want to date you).
7. I don't care what others think of me. As long as I'm comfortable with what I'm doing, screw everyone else.
8. I'm rude, particularly with those who are rude to me. I have zero qualms about telling someone to f*ck off when deserved. In general, people bug the sh*t out of me.
9. I have cats. I will not give them up for you or anyone else. If I invite you over, you're leaving with fur on your clothing, and that's the way it is. But I won't invite you over, so it's not exactly relevant.
10. I never answer the telephone, or the door. Do not drop by unannounced. I'd tell you to call first, but like I said, I won't answer it. Send me an email. The computer is the only form of communication I use.
My plan of marrying my imaginary childhood sweetheart Paul McCartney is now back on! You know, providing that I don't have to give up my carnivorous lifestyle.
It is entirely possible that if I am aware of your existence, I don't like you. However, an off-color personality gets my attention. Anything less will get you taunted.
P.S. Stop telling me that I'm "bitter", or I'll cut your balls off!
First Date
I wouldn't do anything for a first date. I don't like dates. This one time, I ate a slice of loaf, completely unaware that it had dates in it. When my brother pointed them out to me, I threw up on him. And why in the hell was I eating something called "loaf" in the first place? Gag.
Mail Settings (To message c note you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Dating
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not be married
| mo-mo | This girlie is Hawt Hawt Hawt and SMRT too.
As long as she has smokes, coke , chocolate and greasy foods she is good to go.
To go where you ask ? Thats what we all want to know.
I dont think she ventures far away from the Putor.
Unless of course something Gay is involved.
Hugs Miss Wise Witty One
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 | Crazy ass chick...how can I stop telling people about your affinity for flight attendants, you promise to hunt me down and kiss me again!! and you would make my personal chauffer job soo much easier if you didn't follow them out the door when I am trying to find you!! And what do I know of inopportune times, "Do Not Disturb" signs, pffft... you would have it hanging from the vehicle door if possible...
A total pleasure meeting you... finally..
and thanks for those lips.. ahhhh |
| dontreadme | I've had a bag of dirt treat me better than this b*tchy princess. Don't let this evil vampire of a woman within striking distance of your balls. Trust me on this. Oh yeah, she hates coins. Bills only please. |
 | What can I say about this incredible woman that hasn't already been said?
Most guys see her breathtaking beauty, and are foolish enough to think that's all there is to her. Boy are they ever wrong. This spectacular woman has a keen mind, a rapier wit, and a truly magnificent heart. She's the whole package alright.
Truly a woman like her only comes around once in a lifetime. And I am blessed to be the friend of this stunning lady. |
 | C is a lethal weapon, fatally attractive to men. She also tears her street attire off at the slightest provocation as I've newly discovered by her loungish pajamawear pics. Don't try to fence with words with her; she'll make your head spin before biting it off but only in the gentlest sense. Clever women like her are a precious commodity and I expect she will either corrupt or befuddle the fickle minds of other women out there who can only approximate her greatness through tiresome acts of jealous emulation. It is my pleasure to be ranked amongst her friends. |
 | I can not say a bad thing about C-note ... ya I can she lives to freaking far away... love her sarcasim her whit and she is HAWT!!!!you have to read her posts in the forums to understand how funny this woman is she is a HOOT.UPDATE !!! even though she still lives too far away i have gotten to see her now in the flesh and damn she is a awesome kisser ...
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 | C is one of the most well known and entertaining posters on the BC forums, at least she is to me.
She has sarcasm down to an art form, and I know art when I see it.
Funny how easily she can become a work of art, though. LOL
I met C on New Years this year. And, from what I remember, she is as equally charming in real life as she is online. BC is so lucky...
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