..........JUST BECAUSE I AM TATTED UP WITH THE SLEEVE, DOES'NT MEAN I LIKE DARK/DEPRESSED WOMAN WITH CRAZY DADDY ISSUES. I AM A CLEAN CUT, CAREER MINDED GUY WITH NO BABY MOMMA DRAMA. IF YOU USE THE WORD CRUNK, TIGHT, ETC I WILL LAUGH AT YOU AND TELL YOU TO GO DATE A GUY NAME DONTE. iF YOU DON'T HAVE SELF RESPECT AND CLASS, THEN MESSAGE THE GUYS ON HERE THAT ARE JUST LOOKING FOR A PIECE TO HOOK UP WITH!!!............

I guess it's time to talk about myself, which I am pretty good at lol. My name is Mike. I felt pretty weird about getting on this site. I figure if you connect with someone on here, it would be hard to hold their attention, since there are so many guys trying to hook up on here. I am NOT looking for sex. I am tired of dating players and women who just want to have fun and hook up. Lol sounds weird coming from a guy I know. I am very caring and sweet, but I am known as the "party guy" in Addison. I sell beer for a local beer distributor. I live my life by just having fun and trying to be somewhat funny. If you can't take sarcasm then you probably will hate me. When I step away from selling and promoting beer, I spend my time in a somewhat normal way. I have a 5 year daughter named Allison, she is my world and she is greatness!!! Then again who really says "hey my kid sucks". I never knew that someone so little could control a grown ass man's life, but she does and I dig it. I have to answer random questions like; "Daddy why do you have earings in your nipples, Daddy, are you getting more stupid tattoos, do babies come out your butt!! I then respond by saying, daddy has nipple rings because I am awsome! I am done with getting tatts, since I have a full sleeve, and yes babies do come out your butt!!! lol I am so random. A few things annoy me; TRAFFIC, how in the hell does it start????? Is it one slow ass person leading the pack, or what? GRANNY PANTIES, they don't turn me on, I will have in my prenup (if i ever get married) that she will never wear granny panties, STRIP CLUBS, I wear expensive jeans, I am not paying a chick(who says she is stripping to pay for school, lol yeah ok) $20 to rub STD's on my jeans!, Seriously do all of you women have to make kissy faces and throw the crooked peace sign in every pic??????? WOMEN MAKING OUT WITH OTHER WOMEN IN BARS, it means you are bi, I have no problem with gays, bi's, hermaphrodites, etc., but if I made out with my best friend Frank I guarantee you you would'nt get horny and say oh "that's hot"! Plus guys look at you as just a piece of ass when you do it, they don't take you seriously! I know that it gets the attention on you as all of the loser guys circle jerk around you, but really have some self respect, WOMEN THAT GRIND GUYS ON A DANCE FLOOR, You are wearing clothes!!!!! how does that get someone off???? I mean if you just rub my pants, eventually I am goin to get pissed and say "seriously what are you doing?". I know I probably seem random and nuts, and that's all good! I am the one preppy, metro sexual dressing guy that has the tatts and the sort of pretty boy/bad boy image. I love Jager it never lets me down! So I kind of ramble with all of this random nonsense to let you kind of see my personality. I really am a caring and down to earth guy. I love all kinds of music and all sports. I played baseball my whole life and I am addicted to the Texas rangers. I would honestly love to someday settle down with someone who is laid back and trustworthy. If you want to know more please feel free to contact me!

I was raised by women so I am pretty much a respectful guy. I don't agree with going to movies. You can't really talk and get to know each other. I wouls more than likely go to a nice dinner and then a quiet bar enviroment or a mavs/rangers game. I would like to get to know someone and be relaxed at the same time.

More things to know;

Not really into barscenes anymore, I love to chill.
Jager is almost family to me.
I figure if this is a dating site, most people become players since they have so many options. Hell I could never focus on more than one woman.
3 somes scare me.
i play guitar hero butt naked with a bottle of Jager in my hand.
I think any panty that covers the ass is not hott!!!!!!!!!!!
I think insecurities are a weakness, so yes I am confident.
I AM THE MAYOR OF AWSOMETOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still the best I have ever had lol jk......no I am not.
I had a talking parrot, he died! The **stard never told me he was hungry!
I'm Ron Burgandy?
I am pretty sure I won't meet anyone off here. I don't mean to be a jerk and I hate to hurt feelings.......but come one if you're body type is few extra pound, you have lots of kids I am sure there is a horny 45 year old guy on here that would love for you to fullfill his fantasies! Not trying to be that jerk guy, I love everyone hard, but can't date someone like that.