Im just an ordinary idiot trying to survive in a messed up world. I can write a complete sentence when I try. On the internet, Ive found it isn't mandatory. In fact, not many seem to be able to.

I like a wide variety of things. Concerts at Riverport (although I hate TicketMaster), going to the river, movies, food (who doesnt like food!!!) I like dogs, dont care much for cats but lately they seem to like me alot. I have a job, Its sucks. I have a car, its a POS. I have one daughter, 7, she's awesome, although I dont get to see her very often and it hurts.

I drink beer, sometimes alot. I dont drink hard liquor, except on rare occasions. It makes me stoopid! Im 420 friendly, but usually dont smoke unless Im drinking.

I have a sarcastic, dry sense of humor. Im a democrat, although I think they ALL should be shot. I consider myself a Christian, but dont believe in organized religion. A Deist is probably the closest description of my religious beliefs.

I dont know what Im looking for in a woman. Someone very open minded is really all I can say. Someone who can be both aggressive and submissive. Intimacy is very important to me in a relationship.

Well, If all that doesnt scare you off.... drop a line! Afterall, this is the 90's ...oops, 2000's women can send a man a message. Dont be scared, I dont bite! I only gently nibble!

First dates are weird. They always seem to go better with a little alcohol. Actually, for a first date, I like to do something different. Dinner and a movie is so cliche.

Streaking is fun on a first date.
Running from the police is an option. Although Im not as fast as I once was and would probably get caught. Maybe not such a good idea.
A nudist colony... I havent been to one. Lets hope for no shrinkage that day!

You have any suggestions?