Just your average guy that relocated from PA to the Lucketts/Leesburg area in July. I would love to meet someone to show me around the area, what to do, where to go, restaurants, museums, attractions, etc. I am 43, I have a great 14 year old son, and a 23 year old daughter that live with their mom in PA. So cliche' to say this but it was a good divorce, no drama or restraining orders (as long as the check is on time.)

I never realized that you needed to list things like this, I always thought it was a given. I have a great job and work in Bethesda, my own place, my own car, all my limbs and all my own teeth. I will state however, that no matter how hard I try to convince myself that "I shave my head" I'm still never going to grow a full head of hair, ever again. I recently started to enjoy wine. Do not like the dry ones. I prefer mostly Riesling, Shiraz or Niagara. Nothing beats sharing a bottle with good company and listening to a good blues band. I am a complete beer snob and only drink micro-brews, my preference leans more towards ales and IPA's. I have an unbelievable sense of humor, unfortunately sometimes (most of the time actually)it offends. I tell politically incorrect jokes, make fun of others, and will wear my Winnie The Pooh costume for no reason other than delivering flowers to you (at your place of employment, for the full comedic value). I will always do my best to make you piss yourself laughing no matter what the situation and most of the time it will be in the wrong place or time.

Just looking to see who's out there and what the dating scene looks like after 16 years of marriage. I do not want to get married next week or father more children, so if your biological clock is ticking, survey says......BUZZZZZZZZZZZ. I do not mind if you have children, just don't want any more. Looking for a low maintenance, 32+ year old, woman for wine tasting, dinner or coffee. Must enjoy spontaneous outings with no destination in mind. Travel for no other reason than boredom, 80's hair bands, celtic fighting music (Flogging Molly), Andrea Bocelli, classic rock, and cuddling while watching movies on the couch. I can tolerate country music in low doses but can not stand rap. An appreciation for micro-brews is a HUGE plus. Tattoos are also a plus (I think they're HOTTTT on a woman, as long as they're not from prison) Must be self confident and stable emotionally. ............... Example: If you've ever cut off a "friends" body parts in a fit of rage or had a "conjugal" visit. I'm probably not the guy for you.

So here I am .... wading around in the deep end of the pond. I'd like to get invited to the other end but it's just a little to "shallow" for me. I will however, always respond if you send me an e-mail even if it is to say just thank you for writing. It's astonishing how many people place words like, out-going, honest, friendly, compassionate, etc in their profile, but yet don't seem to practice those words as well as they type them. If you feel most comfortable in the "shallow" end, glad you found a home. If you wish to experience all the complexities and adventures that the pond offers, swim over to our side and join us.

Coffee or wine tasting, if you wish. Micro brews and shooting pool at a dive would work too. As long as I have my own way home. (Yea, I've already met that psycho/stalker everyone hears about on these websites)