I guess I'd say I'm funny, laid-back, pretty smart. I'm probably too interested in a variety of things, at times making me a jack of all trades and a master of none, but at least I can carry on one hell of a conversation. I graduated in history, was a physics major for 2.5 years, used to be fluent in Spanish and Italian(now I'm a little rusty and need practice). Dabbled in German, but now I can only call someone a s**t-head and ask, "Do you want to go swimming?"

I can generally find something to laugh about in most any situation.

I spent about 5 years as a kid in South America and am pretty well traveled throughout Europe. I'd like to go back.

Hung about 7.5" and thick, very good at oral.

Rob a bank? Orgasm?