To me, trying to write an 'about me' section is like trying to find that one song that defines you....but here goes....I am thirty years old. I have two beautiful daughters that amaze and inspire me every day. I am the nicest, silliest and most down to earth person you will ever meet. I rarely meet a stranger. I am NOT a snob. I don't do drama, cliques, or bullshit. Call me selfish, but I have learned the hard way. I won't be mean until you give me a reason. And I promise you don't want to give me a reason. I try to see the good in everyone I meet and I trust in everyone until I'm given a reason not to. I am fiercely loyal to my true friends and would take a bullet for each of them. I love my friends... they are amazing! And they always come first. Deal with it. They are the ones that know who I truly am...
Two of my closest friends are guys...if someone I am dating can't accept that, and then they don't deserve me. If you can't handle the truth, I am probably not the right person to be around. Liars always reek of shit. So keep your stank away from me. I'm a camera whore. I love to read. I rarely watch TV. I cannot function without music; it is a HUGE part of my everyday life. NOTE TO GUYS: I find desperation and insecurity VERY unattractive! I love going out to eat and trying new foods but I can also hold my own in the kitchen. I always say yes to sushi. Sorry Lil Nemo…....you taste amazing!!! I love wine and can’t live without coffee! I love being near the water, whether it be the ocean, a pool or the REZ. I love spending time with my girls but I also enjoy going out with my friends. I love to dance. I love sports, mainly football and baseball. I refuse to be inside the bubble. I hate talking on the phone!!! I really really really really really hate it. Text me. Next to Dane Cook I am the funniest person you will know:] and I am very sarcastic.
My sneezes usually come in two's... lol! I am always open to meeting new people and new things!!!
I am not looking for a random hookup. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy or a boy toy. I'm looking for someone who can hang out with me, alone or with my friends, in a club or at home, possibly if things go well around my kids, who can be real and down to earth and make me smile. THAT is what I'm looking for. NOTHING LESS.
Like a good friend once told me...everybody loves icing. Its the best part of the cake. But if there is no substance there is no cake and then where are you going to put the icing????
Above all I am me. Like my headline says, one of a kind.....: applause:

I'm pretty much up for anything. I usually know within seconds of meeting someone whether or not we're compatible. You can just tell if you have chemistry with someone or not. I believe its important to actually TALK on a first date. How can you get to know someone by going to the movies or to a club? By their choice of candy or drink? PLEASE. Show me something DIFFERENT. Surprise me.