Hello Ladies. Thanks for taking the time to read my application(yes I said it). As I am not a typical Applicant in many ways, I will take the time to explain myself as needed. (which means I'll use brackets, to remind me, not you of what I am trying to say).

I am not a typical guy in many ways. Flowers are pretty, and I'm not ashamed to say it, however, they are not as beautiful as a smiling woman(ass kissing). I take pride in making a lady smile(which is easily done), although it takes me more time to get comfortable around a woman I am interested in.(because honestly there are some real ****es out there). I dislike it when guys make me look bad(because honestly, there are some real ***holes out there). I am that nice guy, who is quiet and gets overlooked because ***holes are better at talking to women(if only a woman who liked to control the conversation was around... one who could initiate conversation).

I am at a time in my life where I need someone whom is understanding(like me). I am recovering from back surgery and move at a bit of a slower pace(I beat snails, but can't catch turtles). I am a regular at the Pool(aqua aerobics), now that I have been given the go ahead to start getting active again(wooohooo).

I love to cuddle and do all the stuff that most guys don't like to do(because if they do they tease each other about being gay. Stupid homos...) If you are a massage therapist by trade you get bonus points for practicing techniques on me(I'll be your practice dummy). If you're not I'll help you decide what to do with your practice dummy.(Hmmmm). Then, your turn(unless you like to go first).

I do own a house(it's more like a cottage), I do not have many bad habits(that I admit to on a website). I live cheap(with others), but I'm not cheap(with myself). I would give 100%(of the 10% that I have to give) to the right person(or take a shot on the wrong one to see if she's good enough) and expect the same in return(which isn't all that much to ask if you think about it).

I'm an honest(I dislike liars), caring(warm heart), simple(minded), good looking guy(thanks mom), who needs someone(who has low standards) who wants to take things slow(but fast enough to help me beat that damned turtle). I enjoy laughing about the funny things in life(like myself) and would like to find a female(preferably feminine and frisky) to help me keep her cool this summer. I'd like to find someone at least as cute as I am.(so I can go awwwwwwe too)

I'd like to find a woman who is a bit aggressive in perusing a man(in a Meooow kinda way). I'm not(at all) and that can slow things down too much for the typical lady. So someone who isn't shy and isn't afraid to hit on me(tell me I'm cute).... Winks. Try to open Pandora's box of passion.

I will be spending most of my time this summer up north. Have you ever been up to God's country?

I'm a bit shy, but open up quickly once I am comfortable in a situation.