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Super Steve has 1001 applications. You can walk with him, talk with him, hold hands, steal a kiss in public, have fun, eat pancakes for breakfast with him, snuggle up on a cool night and so much more!
But wait!!! Thats not all! If you order your very own Super Steve before midnight tonight, you get a full set of compassion, understanding, faith, and maybe even love to go with your new Super Steve. all for the low price of "Free to a Good Heart" LOL
Are you tired of typing, typing and more typing?? You can actualy go out on a REAL date with Super Steve. Leave that computer keyboard at home for a night and experience the fun and joy of relateing with your very own Super Steve. So dont delay! Operators are standing by to take your call. Have your credit card ready (in case you decide to buy me dinner) LOL Batteries not included, some restrictions apply, state and provincial taxes applicable in your area, no assembly required
(unless you want to go shopping with me at IKEA LOL). Get your new Super Steve Today!
I have certain criteria that i will consider in selecting a woman... i'm not in any hurry; we'll find each other soon enough. I am a no nonsense kind of guy... I dont play games, nor will i put up with them ..(-: i guess you might say you were just introduced to a "REAL MAN". Lets take it slow and give it time to grow. (-: Have we lost the ability to communicate entierely? In my estimation, we need to communicate a lot more and type a little less. Your profile can only pique my interest, but i could never know if there is a chemistry between us until such time that we meet.
My idea of a perfect woman:
1] She blames me for everything that goes wrong in her life
2} She is extremely self absorbed and self centered
3] Treats other nicely and with respect only if she wants something from them or has a use for them.
4}She is addicted to Drama. Everything that happens in life is an emergency
5} She has absolutely no sense of humour
6} She can't laugh at herself
7} She is absolutely non supportive of everything i do
8} She loves Gossip
9} She is quick to judge me and others
10} Shes an "energy vampire" LOL
11] She is a scientist that makes ground breaking discoveries...namely, the sun, moon and stars revolve around her, as well as everything else in the universe LOL
My idea of a perfect POF woman.... her profile says she is "holding out for someone special" They really should have "lifetime memberships" for those women LOL Honey, its all about enjoying people and having fun... in the midst of that you'll find your catch.... its not about how many words a minute you can type LOL
How about the ones that say they are looking for their soul mate, and their profile says you have to live within 25 miles to contact them?? Too funny!!
Heres an actual quote from a profile that i read.... hilarious!!
"I'm really not as shallow as my profile makes me out to be, even though I wrote it."
LOL
I am a very busy dude, but will make time for a classy, warm and together woman
Now, for the hundreds of women on here that think that Brad Pitt or reasonable facsimile is on here looking for you and the warmth and charm of his personality is going to somehow miraculously jump off of the type written page and give you instant butterflies leading to overnight biss... its not going to happen, so keep typing and clicking LOL I tell the truth; and the problem with people who tell the truth is that you will either love them or hate them. So love me or hate me.. i can handle both well (-: If you choose to love me, you will have found the very best loyal, faithful and loving friend your heart could ever imagine!
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