FIRST: I don't get a lot of messages, but I don't think I could have a successful relationship with someone if certain things describe them. Don't even think about reading the rest of my profile or contacting me if:

1. You think Transformers 2 is a good movie
2. You're a Christian or a member of any other intolerant religion. I have no problem with a belief in God. What I do have a problem with is the belief that he would give a sh*t if we jerk off, have sex with our own gender or whether people believe in him or not. Because that is one of the most immature things you can possibly believe in.
3. You're an evil robot in disguise

I'm unique because I'm not normal. I had a strange childhood and didn't really grow up knowing what the "norm" was and I'm pretty weird because of it. I dress how I want and I don't really care what people think of it. People who don't know me think I'm joyless but I don't smile unless I'm happy, and when I'm happy I laugh a lot, especially with my friends. I think really messed up stuff is funny (dark sense of humor), but it's probably a defense mechanism to stop me from being extremely disturbed.

My interests are filmmaking, airsoft, playing the piano, the internet, narrative television, science fiction, music, conceptualizing stories with people/collaborating, videogames, quarters, cats, living, explosions, YouTube, roleplaying, honesty, /b/, food, tattoos, canned food, jest racism and dinosaur dancing.

I like all kinds of music, but here are my favorite bands: A Perfect Circle, Audioslave, Bear McCreary, Cake, Cypress Hill, Disturbed, Evanescence, Fatboy Slim, Jem, Kasabian, Lights, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Moby, New Young Pony Club, Nine Inch Nails, Phoenix, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rasputina, Rob Dougan, Shiloh, Sigmatropic, Soulsavers, Stretch Princess, Tegan and Sara, The Crystal Method, The Dead Weather, The Duke Spirit, The Hives, The Kills, The Prodigy, The Rapture, The Presidents of the United States of America, The White Stripes, TV on the Radio, Unkle, VAST and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

My favorite TV shows are: American Dad!, Angel, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Castle, Dollhouse, Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Burn Notice, Dexter, Dollhouse, Firefly, Fringe, House, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Pure Pwnage, Rescue Me, South Park, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Universe, The Guild, The Legend of the Seeker, The Unusuals, The X-Files, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Veronica Mars and Weeds.

My favorites movies are: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, District 9, Rambo, Full Metal Jacket, Blade II, The Men Who Stare At Goats, Ninja Assassin, Strictly Sexual, 28 Weeks Later, Hot Fuzz, Shoot 'Em Up, Hard Boiled, Rachel Getting Married, Death Note, Death Note: The Last Name, Fight Club, The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, Watchmen, Pulp Fiction, Southland Tales, Unleashed, Transporter 2, Serenity, Donnie Darko, Sweet and Lowdown, Almost Famous, The Big Lebowski, The Bourne Identity, Pan's Labyrinth, A Dog's Breakfast and Independence Day.

The reason I listed all my favorite music, movies and TV shows is because I think those are some of the best ways of understanding someone's personality.

I'm looking for someone who is HONEST, STUBBORN, not afraid to disagree with me, CUTE, FUNNY, ARTISTIC, PARANOID, CALM yet CRAZY. I'm really not as picky as I sound though. The best things in your life are usually not what you expect.

Depends on the person, honestly, but I'm a movie and dinner type. (In that order) I wouldn't talk during the movie, that's what the dinner is for. But that's when you can learn loads about them based on how they felt about specific things in the film you just viewed.