Ok, so I hear about this website. This site that every one of my friends, including Married ones are on. Nervously, I log on.

How do I make myself sound humble,yet desirable at the same time? How do you explain the things that for the most part are only expressed correctly through personal contact ( no not banging)? Does this totally screw up all my old dating rules?

I guess only time will tell...

I'll give you a little run down, on Keith. (Keith's FAQ) google it!

Raised on a Farm out side of Collingwood Ont. I was 16 when I moved into the small city that was close by. Very much the same as the country, but with the limitation of the ability to pee anywhere on your property.

I always grew up with my hands dirty, working on anything that I though I could fix. How did I become such a white collar guy? I still don't know!

The age 17 got a little crazy, I figured out that girls could be talked into taking their clothes off. 18 really messed me up, they take them off for 5 dollars!!!

I always hung out with an older "crew" (new word off peak season). So for the most part, fairly mature! LOL


What do I look for in a girl, or a relationship?

in a girl ... great laugh, great smile , style, fit, happy, fun...

What do I look for in a relationship... all that, but... the sick feeling while you wait for her to text you the next day. Yes ladies, happens to us as well.

Long term, short term, one night stand. All starts out with that stupid charm i have seem to have.

We wake up beside each other, do the awkward hug, maybe do it again... then call a few days later!


Or Ice skating... you decide!