(Queue the music)

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Online Dater
(Mr. Online Dater)

Using nothing but keyboard and mouse, you’re living the pickup artist dream.

Your about me section screams cliché.
(Long walks on the beach)

Surfing the net, copying, pasting the same generic messages…over and over.
(Hi! How are you?)

Sure there’s danger, eye strain, viruses, carpal tunnel.
(WATCH OUT NOW)

Your keen instincts tell you that women aren’t smart enough to see your lack of creativity.

And if they do, who cares? You’ll just move on.
(Plenty of Fish)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Nuddy Boy. Cause we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough log on.
(Mr. Online Dater!)

I hope you enjoyed my song! And yes I did come up that :)

After putting myself in your shoes, I realized what you must be going through. Alas, you’ve found someone different.

I teach and run an event planning company. I love teaching but my true passion is entrepreneurship. I plan on opening my new venture by summer. It’s the best thing since sliced bread.

I love cooking and can do it all. Mexican and American are my specialties. I enjoy being outdoors. Fishing, hunting, hiking, camping, and the beach are all favorite pastimes. I’m a huge sports fan. I watch football, basketball, and soccer. I played soccer for 15 years and want to coach a youth team.

I also like traveling. I’ve been throughout the States and Mexico. I visited Costa Rica a few summers ago. There are so many places I want to visit. I could spin the globe, pick a place blindfolded and be more than content. I think half the fun of traveling is anticipating and researching your journey.

So who do I hope to catch??? What about a woman with ambitions? A woman that thinks sexy usually is!