Funny, intelligent, sexy, generous, good looking and a real hottie. But enough about me, lets talk about you...!! OK, OK, lets talk about me some more then... I love going out and then lying down, I work hard and play gentle, i earn to do the things i like and i like what i do! Love to hit the gym and stay fit, burning off those weekend calories! And i am a pisces which makes me an old romantic at heart too (aaahh i hear you say...), i buy girls flowers and take them for romantic meals. So if you like what you see, get in touch and say hi...if you dont like what you see but you are dead fit and shallow still come and say hi! i'm not picky when it comes to fitness!! lol So, what you got to lose...apart from your dignity, self respect, self esteem... xxx
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Want to know a bit more about me, well try this for size:
About Me...
Star Sign : Pisces
Sexuality : Straight
Perfect Partner : Girls Aloud singing naked at the end of my bed (not the ginge one obviously)
Makes Me Happy : Nice girls who reply to me & Nik Naks.
Makes Me Sad : Celery
Bad Habits : Giving too much 'O' to girls
Activities: lying down,knocking on doors and running away, trying not to suck fruit pastels
Interests: penguins falling over, old people trying to getting off escalators, sucking fruit pastels
Favorite Music: Tough one....hmmmm....well its either
Scorpions - wind of change
KWS - please dont go or....
Kriss Kross - Jump Jump
Favorite TV Show: Dempsey and Makepeace or Funhouse with Pat Sharpe
Favorite Movies: None with my mum in!
Favorite Books: Janet and John Feed the ducks (1a)
Favorite Quotes:
if its wet drink it
hi there heads or tails? you jammy cow you're on top!!!!
Are you a parking ticket? because you got fine written all over you!
If you were a burger you would be a McGorgeous
Do you know what'd look fantastic on you?.....ME
I'm like dominos pizza... if you dont cum in 30 minutes the next one is free!
dont worry, i will drink till your beautiful!
Have been told i am one of the 3 funniest people in the world...and the other 2 are now dead, if I had 5p for every time I made someone p:ss themselves laughing….i would have 25p (30p now apparently, someone else has just had an accident).
Looking for a top girl who wants to be wined, dined and is a total hoot and a bit of a minx! WHERE IS MY PRINCESS??????
(P.S. the top bit is just a bit of fun, i really aint stuck up my own @rse, i own a mirror and know what i am about so dont worry and get in touch!!) xxx
Andy xxx
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