First and foremost, my eyebrows are NOT going to look prettier than yours. Other than that, I'm pretty much a metrosexual. . . read on.

I've got a great sense of humor. I'm a very well-liked respectable kind of guy. I like art and music, and I like to travel and golf. I'm enjoying the new career path I've just begun, and living in New York. . well what can I say.

I just bought a fixer-upper and have been spending every day getting this thing done, so I'm really looking forward to having a tun-a-fun once this house is over!

Let's face it. I'm a nerd, which means you have to be smart. If you don't know our Secretary of State, we will clash. But wait! I'm not a prude! I'm still cool at the same time. I know that LL Bean and Geoffrey Beene are not related. I know that Banana Republic is both a store and a geographic region. My 4Runner is modded with a GPS, DVD, Supercharger, cold-air intake, and Magnaflow exhaust. And - I just installed a Dolby 7.2 PLII-z home theater. So there. I'm not gay. Even though I tweeze my unibrow.

I liked the McCain/Palin ticket, but I kinda like Obama too. I'm not convinced that his healthcare plan is going anywhere, but just like everyone else, I was enamored by his rhetoric. Yes we can!

I wear New Balance, Zegna, Banana, Armani, Express, and J Crew. I wear tighty whities, not boxers. Steve Madden shoes fit me the best. My pants are 32/30 and my shirt is 15 1/2: 32-33. My shoe size is 10 1/2, and you know what they say about men with big feet. They have big. . . shoes.

I'm vegetarian, which means I don't eat dead cows, chickens, dogs, fish, oysters, or shrimp. I don't eat them live either. I do, however, eat eggs and drink cow milk.

I have a pretty good job, and so I would otherwise pay to be on match.com - but hey, we're in a recession, and POF is free. You just have to work a little to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Are you wheat or chaff?

What's with all these girls who are "not interested in playing games?" I actually love playing games.

I'll challenge you to any game you dare: from basketball to Tetris, I'm game. Online poker?