"One minute was enough, a person had to work hard for it, but a minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment is the most you could ever expect from perfection."
-Chuck Palahniuk, 1996


I am a social goonie, lol. Love to be out and about. I practice Parkour (an extreme form of running), exercise a lot, read anything there is about marketing or advertising that I can get my hands on, and have a new found passion for waterparks and wavepools (No idea why, lol).

Sexy/Jazzy house music is my ticket to the dance floor, unfortunately Calgary is dominated by Top Forty clubs and half @ss hip hop DJ's who pretend to spin pre-mixed albums.

I don't smoke or do drugs, and I'm not much of a drinker. I went hard on all that shi+ when I was a munchkin, and it doesn't serve its purpose anymore, lol. That being said, I think that people who brag about how drunk or high on pot they are, were or intend to be, are kind of pathetic. Unless they say something along the lines of, "I was so high off my prescribed marijuana that all signs of my multiple sclerosis vanished. It was great."

If there's anything I didn't cover here that your curious about(although these profiles are rarely ever read...yes even ladies ignore the text as well) feel free to ask.

Well I would like to be picked up in some sort of EXOTIC car. I will count a Porsche as exotic, but would prefer a Lamborghini or something along those lines. Then dinner at a very trendy, upper-end restaurant such as the Living Room or Muse. Chicago Chop is so 4 years ago, so don't even try that...

Funniest thing is that I know people like that exist, and I can proudly say that if I were ever to become like this I would ship off to a Buddhist temple to entirely re-evaluate my life.

I usually don't like to plan out a date too much. It could be laziness or lack of creativity, but I don't think that is the case at all. I find it's sort of like having canned witty comments to say throughout the night no matter who the date is with. Doesn't seem right, and more than likely won't come across effectively. A basic outline is good, and then add a little improv.

One thing is for sure, I am not much of a drinker, so going clubbing would not be my first choice. That's not to say I won't hit the dance floor to some solid house beats. I would much rather do something off the cuff that arouses innocent pleasure....Like making a blanket fort, lol.