Well I'll tell you what I'm not. I'm NOT one of those guys who thinks he's really funny and always deserve the majority of attention. I'm funny when I'm working off of a charming woman, reflexively witty. So I'm looking for someone who gets the joke, whatever that means. Aside from comedy I spend a lot of time thinking about music lyrics or dance steps or my favorite book or my least favorite cast member of Real World Brooklyn.

Valeria smiled. "You see, you have found some comfort here. You are worried about your poor dog because he is lame. But he, too, may have found hospitality. You love him, so another may love him. You love him, so you may love another."

I agreed, but secretly thought that I would never have another dog, which has proved true.