I would tell you how wonderful I am, but I'll save it for later.

I managed bands, and worked at labels.
I've lived in Manhattan for a few yrs, packed up & moved to LA for 2, then moved back to NY. I've never been surrounded by so many douchebags than I have in LA.

I like to laugh at myself and others. The little things entertain me.

I don't like - Serial online daters, females with orange skin, flakes, caked faces & self esteem issues.
If you still think the Jersey Shore is cool, avoid contacting me.

I do like - Straightforward, confident, attractive females that can cause some trouble & make others feel awkward for entertainment. Please, have your head on straight.

Don't take yourself too seriously.

Remember kids - don't lie to make friends.

Thanks.


PS - If you actually wear Ed Hardy clothing, kill yourself

I would pick you up in my windowless van where you can play with teddy bears and eat red skittles on the mattress in the back.

It's a plus if you enjoy eating, drinking, and watching football on Sundays, the Mets, doobies, concerts, walking around the city aimlessly, dive bars with a dart board & pool table, old school hip hop, funk, hardcore