OK IN THE INTEREST OF SCIENCE: I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME. PLEASE EMAIL AND TELL ME WHAT YOU DONT LIKE ABOUT ME. WHY NOT...

I'm a witty, smart guy. I always feel like I should read more than I do. Looking for something low-key and friendly. Probably hang out a little, chat a little, maybe have a drink or two... you know PG-13 (for some adult content). I'm not looking to hookup, I'm looking to meet people, make friends, and maybe even fall in love.

I like big smiles and cutie/smartie pants. I don't like snooty people and people with no sense of adventure/curiosity.

PS If you are crazy. Please do not contact me. This is an awkward and sometimes embarrassing process, I don't need your crazy making it worse.