I have a Corvette and a Hummer. I am very much into environmental conservation that is why I don't own an Escalade or a Dodge Viper. I am trying to lower my carbon stamp on the planet at the moment so I only have 2 of my five tv's turned on at once. I would like to own an electric car one day but not right now as the deals out there are just to good and I've been paying the oil companies so much money all these years I don't see the need to stop now as the price of gas and the deals are so cheap. Did I mention I have a big pick up truck that I drive around for no apparent reason just because it is big and I might need it about twice a year to actually load something into it. well that should give you a good idea about who I am.

On our first date we would drive around in my Corvette till we find something to do then I would end the evening with a drive in my fuel efficient Hummer to get a coffee at Tims and sit in the parking lot with it idling and burning as much fuel as possible for no reason.