I am going to make this pretty simple. I am a dad with three wonderful kids. I am fortunate to get to see them almost daily after school for a couple of hours at least. I also get several days during the week that they stay with me.

While family is important friends are equally as important and I have a wonderful group of friends that I hang out and swap tall and short stories with on a weekly basis. We even get together from time to time and pitch a few tents and pull an all weekender.

So here is a brief rundown on the things that I like to do. (i.e they tickle the happy center of my brain.) I enjoy taking both short and long rides on my Harley, but I truly enjoy taking epic journeys on it. Why go if you are not going to make a real trip of it. I enjoy going to biker meet ups and rallies as there always seem to be a great group of people to hang out with and have fun. Shifting gears a little, I like to hit the dirt trails on my mountain bike and see how well I can traverse narrow tree formed passages, and as I can find some good air. I also enjoy geeking out on my computer(s) from time to time or gaming with my son. When my heart is in it I enjoy creating wonderful and yummy dishes. Have you ever eaten camel? I enjoy playing in the dark tag with my kids or even sneaking up on them in the middle of the day and having a total tickle torture moment. I really get kick out of my oldest daughter who can best be described as a demon with a sweet misleading smile. Yes sweet and very misleading.

So who am I looking for, well I am not really sure. The best that I can do is list out some of the things that I am looking for and some that I am not. You know like not replacing the toilet paper roll after you have used the last sheet, or leaving the darn toilet seat down in the middle of the night. (What gives with that.)

So here is a general list of what I think I am looking for and what I am not:

-She has a heartbeat and is not in a comma or some sort of a catatonic state.
-She doesn’t sit up in bed and turn her head all the way around and chant strange Latin phrases.
-She doesn’t get all excited and grow fangs at the site of blood and she is not afraid of crosses, Holly water or the sun.
-She likes looking at the full moon, but doesn’t turn in to a creepy wolf looking thing and eat my heart.
-She is someone that can cook as well, if not better than I can. And when it is just us she will just wear the apron.
-The idea of hitting the road with a tent, a wad of cash and really no clue where we are going sounds like more fun than doing the dishes.
-Her idea of foreplay is not downing a six pack of beer or drinking a 5th of something with a stronger kick than the fuel I put into my bike.
-That a long term relationship doesn’t mean to the end of the week.
-Her idea of a good time is taking me shopping just to be a pack mule.
-While I am rocking her world, she is rocking mine.
-She is happy regardless if I am around or not, but when I am she is happier.
-She can explain to me why the chicken crossed the road.
-She knows how to be so hot that I melt like a lowly little ice cube in a frying pan.
-She wants to see what there is to see and she wants to show me what there is to be shown.
-That when she is cold, rather than turning up the heat or grabbing another blanket she will cuddle up closer to me.

So I have started the list… it is really up to you… the right women for me will both change and add to this list.