Hey Yall, Im Krystal. I moved to San Diego from Brookline, Massachusetts at the beginning of October. Why? Because once I enjoy all I can from something, NEXT. Always in search of new things, I'll never let myself get spiritless. My friends & family are my pillars; I miss them but I don't let that stop me from discovering the world. I'm authentic, extroverted, vulgar yet refined when needed, comical, tenacious, ambitious. I am very silly; I do not like to be serious in most situations and LOVE to laugh. You will generally find me either 1) Quoting step broth, ace vent, hangover, and the like. 2) Find erotic humor in just about anything.. IE Bowling. & 3) Laughing just to break the silence. I'm an air force brat. Born in Fla, raised in NCackalackie(C'mon N Raise Up), college & life in Bahstin. Which makes me a city loving southern girl. MUSIC IS MY BOYFRIEND! Everything.. blues, classic rock, and MO town turns me on. I'm also a huge 80's hairband fan, so sexy. Red Sox and Patriot FAN! Opinions while valued, do not affect me. Confrontation does not intimidate me. I will always stand up for myself and what I believe is right. I buy way too many movies. I LOVE food; I'm a simple girl with a complex mind. The only way to make sense of it is to put me in a kitchen! I just want someone to cook for... ;) I love to travel and will make BIG moves somewhere else in the world more then once in my life. My mission is to build my empire around culinary and inspired those who need inspiration. Don't mistake confidence for conceit, materialism, or drama! I work hard, play hard ;), and live hard.

I believe everything happens for a reason. "Quod me nutrit, me destruit.”

My teacher says beauty is found on the inside.
That's just something ugly people say.

I spend my free time... yoga, exercise, anything outside, learning, reading, catch up on shows (currently Lost & Nip/Tuck)

Things I’m good at… cooking, being awesome, making people laugh, embarrassing myself, sexual harassment, eating, talking smack, cah bombs, pretending to have a Bahwstin accent.

The possibilities are endless... I would like you to take me to the river.. and dip me in the water.