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Profession Rocket Surgeon
Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
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About Me
I love to talk, not really listen
I want to one day become famous for something I did little to achieve, like Paris Hilton...or Brittney Spears...or Keanu Reeves (George Bush...)
I am unique because, no one else seems to "GET" me, which is tough, because I am looking to someone else to define me...how will I ever find myself??
The type of music I love is usually played at weddings and funerals. Sometimes, circuses.
p.s. I have an ointment named after me
What ever happened to Erasure? I'd do them, both.
...but seriously, take this with a grain of salt...I am a real person, and have a big heart... If you can laugh at silly things (and people) message me! If you have a pitbull; DON'T message me.
First Date
A first date....? Usually I ask the guy how I get back home, since breakfast isn't offered..
Wine. Pool. Busy atmosphere with lots to look at in case my date is so paralytically boring that I teeter between strokeface and coma.
Maybe we can complain about our exes?
...and why does everyone want to go for a walk on a first date? How about a run, more like a sprint. As in, try and catch me because I have actually stolen your wallet because you are ugly and boring and I need money to buy a six pack for the cab ride home...
If anyone STILL wants to date me after reading my profile; you will will be generously rewarded. You'll probably realize that later...(or never)
Mail Settings (To message not_psycho you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Male
Age between 33 and 46
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
 | Wow! This chick rocks! It's hard to see, but she is extremely HOT, with a great ass! We went on a date and she somehow lost me. Im sure it was an accident. She didn't answer my calls or emails or flower-grams again. I think she lost her phone. I'll just wait here...by the phone |
 | These girls ROCK ...and rock hard! They leave no man standing, oh yeah and they one on the left has a nice set of speakers for sale.The blond one now thats a @#$%'n woman cooks cleans and parties hard. I wish she just found me a little more attractive.good luck guys .a n d GIRLS |
not_psycho has 2 roses that can be sent.
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