Hey there…

I guess I never thought that what I was looking for in a guy was too outlandish…some height, good teeth and a little smartassedness. Hellloooooo…anyone??? Peoples’ perceptions of their own senses of humor are very subjective. I mean, is Star Wars humor ever funny? Yeah, I get it…it’s your “light saber”…no really, I get it. (My sense of humor is more along the lines of Chelsea Handler crossed with The Onion.) Aside from those three small necessities, I’d prefer someone who is fairly intelligent and can communicate in more than single sentence paragraphs. Extra points if you know the difference between your-you’re and to-two-too. Chemistry is extremely important and I think you realize if it’s there within the first few dates. I try to be respectful/considerate of others, independent and have a strong work ethic. I'd like to meet someone that can let loose and be fun, but also knows when it's the right time to be appropriate and adult-ish. Being “a big kid” can only take you so far.

I like animals (the non-flying/non-slithering type) and hope you do, too; maybe you’re not afraid to roll around on the floor and pick up a little poop here and there - not necessarily at the same time. A little slobber on the nose never killed anybody. Please try not to stare at my dog's teeth...she's got a wicked case of Mt. Dew Mouth.

Okay, so much for that list of only three things…I also appreciate the ability to compromise (actually compromise-not just say you will), honesty, reliability and acceptance of differing beliefs/opinions. Super-extra-points if you have two eyebrows, are not afraid to take off your socks, and are not still wrapped up in baggage from your last relationship!

If this wasn’t way way way too much, I’d love to hear from you. Thanks!

Something fun, casual, and with an easy out for both parties...I also appreciate being able to recogize people from their pictures (who are you???) and limited awkward silences. :)