NOTE: Please take a minute to read this through!
If you do not meet the basic criteria that has been set forth in this description;ie: you must not be clinically insane, old enough to be my father (or the dirty old uncle..gah!), less than 6' tall or suffer from hirsutism of the posterior then please move on lest you be dropped down to the bottom of the barrel.

Now here is what you came for:

I am new in town and just looking to meet new and exciting people!

For those that are just looking to "hook up" , please move on. You will not find what you want here. I have heard all of the lines before, and they dont work with this girl! Really, just be yourself and don't try to fill my head with things you "think" a girl "wants" to hear. I have a very fine tuned BS radar...;)

I am searching for outgoing, tall, (really, I mean tall..if you are under 6'..move on! The taller the better!) great looking guys with a personality to match...yes, they are rare, but a girl can hope can't she?

I love trying new things and going different places. I love travelling! I have been all over Europe and loved it. I appreciate different cultures and love trying to learn new languages. I love the excitement and nightlife of the big cities but I prefer a sunny beach on the French Riviera anyday!

Are you a couch potato? If so, then you can move on as well! I absolutely can not bear the thought of sitting in the house doing nothing when there are so many things happening out in the world! But there are those rare times where I like to curl up with a good book or watch a classic movie and a glass of wine.

Speaking of which, good wine is also a favorite of mine too, now that doesn't mean I am a "wine snob" either! I always thought it a waste to spit good wine into a bucket...Trips to the vineyards for tastings are on my favorite list as well!

Overall I am a very happy person that loves life and all it has to offer! I take things in stride and never stress about things I cannot change. Laughter is the best medicine and I laugh often! I have a BS in Sarcasm, you have been warned.

Moody, tempermental folks need not apply. Don't rain on my parade! Are you a depressed/borderline personality/bi-polar individual(in other words a downright nutter!) who has a Pez dispenser filled with Prozac? Get lost. I don't do crazy!

Please don't think I am heartless, I am a caring empathetic person who will listen to your tales of woe with a sympathetic ear but you will never win my heart or my affection.
Hey, we all have trauma and drama from the past because maybe mum didn't love us enough or your high school sweetheart cheated on you with the entire lacrosse team but really...get over it, get counseling elsewhere. Wounded birds?...move on!

Dancing is another favorite of mine. (No, I do not have and will never be on a stripper pole..sorry to burst your bubble!) I love going out to clubs whether it is a nice Jazz bar (preferred!), country, blues, techno/trance, salsa it doesn't matter! My fantasy is to find a nice tall man who wouldn't mind taking some ballroom dancing classes with me!

So there you have it, just the tip of the iceberg really! If you'd like to find out a bit more just drop me a line...

Oh and as another side note: If...and I do stress "if" we happen to meet please dont take my just wanting to be your friend as a challenge to change my mind.

I DO NOT want to be your girlfriend, I do NOT want to marry you and for fricks sake KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF! I simply can not stress the latter enough...I will not tolerate any form of disrespect and any such action will get you dropped to the bottom of the barrel...fast or worse. Forwarned is fairwarned...thanks for understanding!

Ciao...xoxo