WHY DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!

The year was 1287. The Internet had just been invented by Cuyck von Interiesgau-Netalenstien…The consequences for web dating as yet unforeseen…

MAKE B I G MONEY AND GET YOUR NAME INTO THE NEWSPAPERS!!

THEY'LL NEVER PUSH YOU AROUND AGAIN!

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REMEMBER: Besides making 29697% profit on every product, you become entitled to SPECIAL PREMIUMS, like SATELLITE RADIOS, BLANKETS,WINDMILLS and DEAD POETS. Attach $100 to the coupon below and eat it.
FREE TRIAL with the judge of your choice! For best use wash regularly and dry with feathers.

I am certainly one of the greatest humans and perhaps life forms ever to have lived. I would compare myself favourably with Alexander the Great, Newton, Einstein, John Wayne and Gandhi (the thin one).

There are few things I can't do. (and even fewer that I will do) I basically know EVERYTHING and have UNLIMITED abilities. Rarely will you have seen or even heard mythical reports of such intelligence, courage, will power, skill and talent.

I think if Canada had two or three of me it could rule the known world… maybe the Galaxy… Oh hell! Why not the Universe!

I am the best I tell you, the very best!

CERTAIN CONDITIONS APPLY - VOID WHERE PROHIBITED - MAY NOT BE EXACTLY AS ILLUSTRATED

Waiting here for email…… Yes -- waiting……Photos used on this site are interesting: the diversity! You can have one frame showing a woman pensively on a rock in a stream next to another with her pierced tongue stuck into ear -- a studio PROOF dated 1996, one demurely quaffing two beers - one in each hand, blurry webcam pic of what could be BIG FOOT on night vision -- oh and the ubiquitous BOOBS-OF-GLORY… They're EVERYWHERE!!

The other thing that is interesting is how the same profile can be so completely conflicted in its presentation -- elite and common, elegant vs. crude, sweet / bitter -- okay -- alright -- About the name, well "KINGSTON"…yes, well the name says it all "Kings-ton"... Sadly, the role retains very little royal power or prerogative beyond fast track planning board approvals for moat construction, review of the OMB decisions pertaining to turrets and some other useless thing about a night with virgin brides -- but never looked into that, it's somewhere in the fine print. I don't really spend a lot of time in my Kingdom due to construction everywhere & downtown parking, however I have taken the occasional stroll along my street by the waterfront. (That's King Street of course).

No emails…? Maybe the email is broken -- I better test it -- try sending myself an email…

Well -- that came through -- it seems to work..... Wonder what's wrong…?

Hey -- wonder if you can BLOCK yourself…? That's just weird -- so better try it…

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That was different -- um mm -- the mouse is on fire!

Any one know the number for 9-1-1..?

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Coffee -- the champagne of bean derived beverages…

¤ A maelstrom of intense instinctual primal desire quickly rising to a crescendo of frenzied animal passion grasping clawing biting thrusting as if all-consumed by raging raw hunger to a life-changing transcendental orgasmic pinnacle of euphoria that erases all rational thoughts and is so indescribable that to attempt to speak of it is to liken the chirp of a cricket to the life's work of Shakespeare…

¤ 3AM City water tower. COME ALONE and bring DOUGHNUTS and BEER…

¤ Maybe look for the remote?

¤ None of the above.

Ideal web profile photo: Corp boardroom, law books lined up, wearing scrubs & stethoscope, fireman's hat - an axe in one hand, Oscar in the other, guitar over shoulder & platinum records mounted on wall. Blackboard covered in obscure formulae.

Beach Guy "She was with a rugged yet sensitive man of science"
Homer:"rugged…does that mean handsome…?"
Beach Guy"no…handsome means you look at yourself in the mirror, rugged means they all look at you."
Rugged yet sensitive man of science:"I would do anything to save a manatee. Except harm another manatee."
Marge:"Consider this: by harming one manatee, you could save two manatees.
------ But before you answer, the manatee you have to harm, is pregnant…!"


Watching girls go passing by
It ain't the latest thing
I'm just standing in a doorway
I'm just trying to make some sense…

Jagger/Richards

SLICING through LIFE like A DEPLETED URANIUM FRISBEE©

To those who feel, life is tragedy -- to those who think, it's a farce -KJRogers

Add a glass of sewage to a barrel of wine, now you have a barrel of sewage.
Add a glass of wine to barrel of sewage -- you still have a barrel of sewage.
Good and bad are not commutative. -KJRogers

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In real-time, the sand always wins.-B D Johnson

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YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!…exactly!