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Profession Work Full-Time & School Part-Time
Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
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About Me
Some people refer to me as the Jaguaphant. I have the speed and agility of a Jaguar with the power and strength of an Elephant.
I can probably beat you in a footrace, throw a football farther than you, and do more push ups than you. But I am not in the least bit competitive.
Do not message me if you are a stripper, go go dancer, model, and if you have implants, it never works.
Also please do not message me if you have large hands, big feet, backhair, or fallus-like genitalia.
First Date
Optimally, you will take me to an expensive restaurant.
Or I could pay for dinner, then we could climb a tree and throw water balloons at passers-by before running from the police. Whatever floats your boat...
Mail Settings (To message Smiley85 you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Smiley85 has 2 roses that can be sent.
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