What's up I'm Kirk. I'm in the U.S. Army/Florida National Guard and just returned home from Field Artillery School. I've been gone for several months so I had this genius idea to hop on here and find someone awesome to go out with. Doesn't that idea absolutely rule? Haha.

I haven't been around the opposite sex for a long time (one major downside of Fort Sill and the Army) so you can probably appreciate my level of enthusiasm here. (scream)

I'm interested in finding someone to date on a regular basis but I'm also opposed to creating expectations too early. You can't build the scyscraper without laying the foundation, you know? (no pun intended, lol)

I also want to be very honest and up-front by saying that there is a chance I will be leaving for Iraq in 2010. I'm not sure yet. I will know more soon. I'd rather put that out there now. (Not that I want to go, or anything. I mean, I'm pretty sure they don't even have a Wendy's there. What a dumb place! :)

You've got to be cute and fun. Easy enough, right? And I don't care how hot you think you are, dull personalities are the ugliest feature on any human being. Also, if your profile picture shows all cleavage and no face, then I'm likely not interested. I mean, cleavage can be nice I guess, but if that is your main picture then you probably don't love yourself enough to ever love someone else effectively. Did that make sense? Oh, and I don't like axe murderers. Yeah, they suck.

Oh... A little more about me... I'm a big football fan, Caffeine and I are enemies, I have a really stupid ringtone on my phone, and I love mini-vacations in every instance possible (even with 5 minutes of planning).

Anyway... Send me a message and hopefuly we can get together and have some fun! People can be so boring, but I'm not one of them. Real ADVENTURE is free, so I intend to take full advantage.

Too much planning is stupid. I'm spontaneous. But since you asked so politely; A first date probably depends on the level of communication you have before-hand. Maybe somewhere open and public. Bowling... Coffee... Whatever. You and I both need a quick escape just in case the other is bad at life. Nobody wants to wait on a check! Haha