Never since the job resume have I been so tempted to embelish the truth.. So maybe I'll go about things another way.

You and I might get along well if:
-You don't take yourself too seriously
-You are proned to spontaneously rocking out
-You are toeing the line between genius and utter flake
-You have a wicked sense of humour and aren't easily offended
-You are open minded and reasonably well educated... or at least not ignorant about the world we live in
-You have a bit of an edge.. a dark side... whatever you want to call it

We might have some 'issues' if you:
-Prefer to refer to passages in the bible (or other religious text) than form your own thoughts and opinions
-Are inexplicably drawn to expensive shiny things/ Have an ex boyfriend who drove an Escalade with 22" spinners
-Do not like animals
-Do not like to rock out
-Would not eat a burrito from a roadside stand in Mexico
-Are a psycho/nutjob/basketcase

Other than that.. I'm checking this site out with no real expectations of what I'm going to find. A friend, a fling, a girlfriend... or just someone I can post hilarious links to over msn at 3am when I can't sleep.

It would probably involve caffeine and/ or a couple of wobbly pops, eating, and doing something that doesn't suck.