This site is like a virtual bar. Most of the dudes are just looking for @ss and the rest either don't know what they want or they're socially retarded.

PLEASE NOTE: If you can't spell or form a complete sentence, then read no further.

If you are divorced/separated/have children/old enough to be my father/grandfather/you have no job (and aren't in school)....do not contact me.

"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with." ~ JUNO

My co-worker and I have a theory: since people are attracted to people who smell similarly, we've noticed that couples who are truly good together have similarly shaped noses.

http://www.livescience.com/health/060213_attraction_rules.html
"A 2002 study found women prefer the scent of men with genes somewhat similar to their own over the scent of nearly genetically identical or totally dissimilar men."
"When it comes to sticking together for the long haul, researchers have shown that likeness of personality, which can take more time to realize, means more."

Hobbies: Collecting buttons, collecting stamps, collecting rocks, collecting gum from underneath street benches, collecting lint from dryers, collecting souls and making people laugh.

Goals/Aspirations: I'll let you know when I figure them out. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. My undergrad major was English and I also received a cert in Secondary Education. My current job is "Internal Auditor". Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to have a job in the state of this economy...I just don't see myself doing this same thing 10 years from now. I get bored, but it definitely has its fun moments (like when I got to go to Germany for 2 weeks back in 08). I could see myself doing so many different things....dolphin trainer, circus act, archaeologist, entertainer, florist, craft person on etsy.com, beach bum, etc. etc. lol

What makes me unique?: Well, the last time I checked...I'm one of the few 6 feet tall and INTELLIGENT blonde women in this world. I've also been told by numerous guys that it's rare to meet a tall woman who is attractive...lol I wasn't aware that most tall women looked like Sloth from "The Goonies." (Obviously I'm being sarcastic).

I think my sarcasm and sense of humor make me pretty unique. A lot of guys can't handle my sarcasm, at least the ones who don't get sarcasm can't handle it. I think it's funny when somebody claims to be sarcastic and then when you talk to the person, they get offended easily by your sarcasm...baffles me. Sissies.

Oh and I enjoy creating insanely elaborate stories (or lies) to see who will fall for them (and if they do fall for them...I like to see how long they go on believing me).

I also enjoy being weird and nerdy. (Getting the reaction along the lines of: "what the f*ck is wrong w/ you?!" pretty much makes my day...hahaha).

My taste in music: I'd like to think that I'm pretty open minded when it comes to music. (I've met a few music snobs who would beg to differ on that point, but screw them). What I'm listening to has to do with what mood I'm in. I really enjoy the following artists/groups:

Michael Jackson (from the 80s and early 90s), Prince, Queen, Modest Mouse, Disturbed, ACDC, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Darkness, Coldplay, Turbonegro, Counting Crows, The Scissor Sisters, Tom Petty, Stealers Wheel, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, The Beatles, The Police, Kansas, Boston, Styx, Twisted Sister, Weezer, Paramore, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Anita O' Day, Fats Domino, Fats Waller, Benny Goodman, Peggy Lee, Pearl Bailey, Nat King Cole, The O'Jays, Pink Martini, Brigitte Bardot, Edith Piaf, Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, Bobby Darin, Frankie Valli, Sam Cooke, The Temptations, The Contours, The Dazz Band, The Gap Band, Average White Band, Stevie Wonder, The Commodores, The Beach Boys, The Supremes, Otis Redding, Cat Stevens, Simon and Garfunkel, James Taylor, Ludacris, Notorious BIG, Jay-Z, Kanye West, America, The Eagles, Estelle, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Bob Marley, The Jacksons, The Jackson Five, Marvin Gaye, Stacey Q, 3eb, Smashmouth, The Smashing Pumpkins, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Oasis, Nirvana, Linkin Park, Haddaway, La Bouche, Bow Wow Wow, Antonio Vivaldi, Electric Six, Rick James, Morris Day, The Time, The Talking Heads, Green Day, The Cranberries, The Sundays, Zapp & Roger, Anita Ward, Earth Wind and Fire, The Ohio Players, Kool and the Gang, Sugar Hill Gang, Digital Underground, Tone Loc
I could go on...

Movies:
Becoming Jane, The Jane Austen Book Club, Pride & Prejudice (The BBC version w/ Colin Firth..yum), Wayne's World (both 1 and 2), The Mighty, Simon Birch, Ghostbusters (both 1 and 2, but 1 is better), The Ninja Turtles (not the cartoon movie, although the cartoon series was always my favorite...I even had a raphael cereal bowl...ballin!!), No Country for Old Men, The Darjeeling Limited, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tennenbaums, Smokin Aces, The Sandlot, Elf, Kicking and Screaming, Old School, Mean Girls, Stand by Me, My Girl, Batteries Not Included, Short Circuit, 13 Going on 30, Grandma's Boy, Little Monsters, Monsters Inc., Anything by Hitchcock...The Birds is a fave., Anything that is played on TMC or AMC....Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Don't Eat the Daisies, Breakfast at Tiffany's, anything with Doris Day, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, etc., Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Sweeney Todd, Because I Said So, Blow, The Wedding Singer, A Night at the Roxbury, Christmas Vacation

I'm pretty picky and am attracted to the following: someone who DOESN'T PLAY GAMES...I don't care if you're immature (as long as you know when to man up and be serious/mature), someone who is HONEST, devoted, funny, intelligent, quick-witted, independent, sincere, ambitious, supportive, easy-going/laid back, outgoing, confident, charming, kind, someone who's at least my height and is somewhat attractive (especially in the face...if you have a face that only a mother could love, I'm definitely saying no)...someone who likes to try new things, someone who laughs at my jokes even when they're not funny...so basically someone who is my best friend. I honestly don't think that this is too much to ask for...maybe on this site, but not in real life.

No stage 5 clingers, please. I'm not looking for someone who needs me to call or text them every second of every day. I don't even talk to my friends/family every day. So just be chill/laid back and we'll get along just fine.

Oh by the way...I'm looking for a guy who pursues/woos me. I'm not interested in being the man and having to initiate contact/first hangout.

Something light-hearted and carefree. If you take me on a serious date, expect awkwardness. I like to feel comfortable in my surroundings.

If you're normal and we click...feel free to IM me at uluvfran. If you haven't messaged me on here first though, then don't bother.

Last, but certainly not least. Please don't waste my time (I value it highly). If you're looking for a hookup or you're not sure what you're looking for or you're not serious about this whole online dating thing, then move on. I don't care if you think I'm pretty and you think you'll still message me anyway, even though we have nothing in common and you have no interest in getting to know me beyond my looks. I will just block you. So do yourself a favor and don't even bother messaging me (if that's the case).

But if you do plan on talking to me, I expect the following:

If we click, I expect to get to know you better through either an instant messenger or the phone (I will definitely want to talk on the phone at some point, to make sure that you're legit). Then, eventually, I will want to meet up with you and see how things go from there. If this is too much for your feeble mind to handle, then move on.

But if you're going to plan a date (I won't plan the date because I'm not the man and I still believe in chivalry), make sure you plan in advance. I don't do last minute planning because my time is very important to me and it shows a complete lack of respect or consideration (on your part) when you call me last second to go on a date. Calling last second, pretty much shows me that I'm just an afterthought and you're not truly interested in spending time with me.

Some of you may see this as high maintenance....I don't. It's called knowing what I want. So if you have an issue with this or you're not man enough to handle this, then MOVE ON.

I'm basically looking for a man who knows what he wants, is considerate, respectful, and sincere.

^I hate being serious like this, but I'm just so sick of getting d*cked around and wasting my time.


In terms of why I'm on here?

I figured that this would be a way to maybe meet someone who I wouldn't have otherwise met in my day to day routine. I do believe in fate, and that we all will meet who we are meant to meet when the time is right, if we are meant to meet anyone at all. So who knows...(although I'm skeptical that I will meet "the one" on here).

And this is the perfect example of what I'm not looking for: vv1882 writes: "Wow. You may have pretty smile and be a 'six-foot blond' (way too tall to do anything for me), but your profile makes you sound so stuck-up. Try reading your own word before complaining about people being socially "retarded" (only about the tackiest thing you could say). You actually admit to being fond of lying, then complain that the men contacting you just want to get laid? Seriously, grow up."
--haha what a humorless dweeb