WARNING:: This profile may make you laugh.. Disclaimer: Read at your own risk.. Not responsible for pain of the stomach muscles or uncontrollable rolling on the floor.. GREETINGS:: I am from the Planet MARS and the mission is to find a nice God-Fearing Christian Earthling female friend and possibly more.. I am a down to Earth type of guy (who comes from MARS.) This Earthling female should be very honest,, God-Fearing,, caring,, understanding,, loving, giving,, thoughtful,, easy-going,, funny,, love kids,, animals,, Non-Smoking,, does not use any illegal drugs including Martian Weed (699) you Earthlings call it (420).. Light drinker only.. (Earthling water is also exceptable with me..) I understand I am a minority on this site because I belong to the Martian Christian Faith.. I have prepared my future after I die.. I don't want to suffer in pain for eternity.. I hate being in pain.. You never know which day will be your last.. Life is so very short but eternity last forever.. Some of the things I enjoy doing and not limited too is Bungee Jumping into the Crater of the Moon.. Taking Moonlight drives through the Moon Caves,, Search for some kind of water.. A Beach would be nice.. Dining at the Moon Cafe and enjoy a romantic dinner with good conversation and laughter.. (They make the best Moona Moona Casserole..) I love to travel so taking a trip to Venus for a romantic encounter would be nice.. I believe you Earthlings call it hugging,, cuddling,, kissing and gazing into each others eyes.. And we could watch the falling stars in total silence.. Nothing is better than that.. You must love dogs for I have one.. His name is Astro but he prefers to be called Moon Doggie.. He is a Surfer wanna be.. Yes Moon Doggie!! Wax your surfboard and don't forget to wear your Martian Life Jacket.. Surf's Up Dude!! Doggie paddle your board and Catch A Wave,, Dude!! And this time don't fall again because I am getting tired of dragging you back to shore and giving you mouth to snout.. No Moon Doggie.. I will not call you the Big Kahuna.. If you give him a Martian treat and some affection he will be your friend forever.. You must be family oriented and willing to visit mine on MARS. Us Martians are little people and I am only 5'5" tall but my personality and sense of humor makes up for my height.. We might not be the most attractive creatures but we are very loyal and have a good heart.. Us Martians love Music and like to play songs from Nickleback or Pink Floyd in reverse.. It is totally out of this world. I like to ride my Martian-Mobile on Mountain Trails and Sand Dunes.. Can't you Earthlings just ignor the attention I create with the very loud funny sounds and the flashings of the laser lights from my vehicle?? Us Martians like to have fun too.. I try very hard to keep a low profile and just want to fit in on your activities.. I also enjoy dancing on the Moon.. I think you Earthlings call it the Moon Walk.. It would be fun to fly a kite but it is so hard to catch a breeze on MARS.. (I hate it when that happens..) I once tried to Snow Ski on Saturn but the rings made me very dizzy.. I even tried to drive a Human car but had no luck getting it off the ground.. Your world is strange to me but willing to adjust and learn.. I have recently retired from the Martian Government after 300 years of service and receive a good pension.. I hope we can meet soon so we can start this new journey together.. Well,, my time is up.. It's time to go.. Nanoo,, Nanoo to all of you.. Peace.. May the Force be with you or as you Earthlings would say...See Ya Later.. Moon Doggie?? Grab your Surfboard because it is time to fly out of here now.. Beep,, Beep,, Beep,, Beep.. Zoooom.. We are off the ground. Hey Moon Doggie? Quit sticking your head out the window with your tongue hanging out.. No Moon Doggie.. I will not stop so you can lift your leg on a Space Fire Hydrant.. You should have thought about going before we left. Now is not a good time to ask me if I remembered to fuel up after we took off. This is a picture of me in Martian form.. Just your average Spaceman.. Not in Earthling Form.. I understand this approach is not going to work and is silly but I do hope it brought some laughter to your life.. I do have a serious side too but enjoy making people laugh....

On a first date I would like to keep it simple and meet at a public place for a beverage and talk to get to know each other... I care about what's inside a persons heart.