Here we are...you, me and everyone else on the internet. It's just the three of us....Big brown eyes and long blonde hair makes me sound like a spaniel, so I'll give you more adjectives. I'm on the perky side, fun, nice, sane, sweet, good mom, intelligent, (although Mensa does not return my calls) and optimistic.

I have quirks like putting potato chips on tuna sandwiches, wear a sleep mask to bed (and yet I've never had a dream that I'm Zorro-go figure...), take the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms box, (good eats..lucky for me, not for anyone else). I laugh out loud when I'm home by myself watching comedies. I'm dorky enough to watch Idol and brainy enough to enjoy CNN. I am just kind of normal. Gee, that's kind of painful to type out. :) It would be nice if you liked animals. I only have one, but I do like dogs, and would be the happiest chick on the planet with a golden retriever pup or a lab.

I'm the type that enjoys both dressing up, even if it's to cook a nice dinner, or comfy in jeans. I can fish and bait my own hook, (oooh, impressive...do tell...do tell!), do girly girl things, to geeky computer stuff. I'm not a daredevil. I'm a sissy. I'll wear a frilly apron, if you wear a toolbelt. I prefer if you're a manly man. That doesn't mean wear a wife beater t-shirt.

I haven't met you, but you might have some of these qualities: fun, smart, super sense of humor (or get my sense of humor) good looking, probably a smartypants with an impish smile, simple, but not simple minded....you know what's important in life. (it's not money: it's who you are inside) You're a good dad, if you have kids. *If you don't, please don't kidnap any, because I'll take off points for that. Oh, and you know Taylor ham is a food group. I like cooking, baking and oh yeah, eating. I can't help it. My family had me thinking gravy was a beverage til I was about 12.

You are kind to others, never been on Cops, and aren't Mister Stuffy McStufferton. You're witty and take life as it comes, good or bad. You make lemonade when life hands you lemons and you are sweet, but not sappy. I'll bring the cuteness and cook for you, while you are the guy that brings the handsome devilmaycare attitude, but kills spiders. Someone who calls just for a quick hello, because they know it brightens your day.

You're the type of guy that won't be looking on POF if I'm ever in a coma for a week. You'll wait patiently and oogle the nurses and shrug your shoulders mouthing 'she's gonna live, right?' ;) If you get my personality, this is it! I don't talk this much in person, though.

Interesting enough to talk politics and off center enough to quote Family Guy. I can be on the shy side sometimes and a tad giggly. I'm an Irish pretending to be Italian. Wishful thinkin. They have much better food. Geez, maybe if the Irish only threw some garlic in with the boiled stuff.

We would have met first before a date. Let's not do what the people pretend they like to do and skip on the beach in the moonlight and drink champagne from a slipper and ...then reality sets in. Let's just be fun and talk and do what the mood hits us to do, whether it's a light lunch, whack golf balls, or sit at the mall and make up stories about passers by. (Cinnabons optional)