the glass is always more than half empty in my life. with the glass always so close empty im completely negative in my view of life.

business is bad, kids are disappointments, family is weird and prefers im not around. car wont start and eviction is imminent.

the only thing i have going for me is im not smart enough to realize how bad life really is.

with my poor health ive become sedentary and rarely leave the couch...except to refill my beer mug..dont worry i dont spend much on alcohol, (i dont have much),..i only buy the cheap stuff and then only when the welfare check arrives.

after dropping out of middle school i found i wasnt career material and have moved from job to job for years.

i dont enjoy social functions and only travel to the 7/11, to shop not panhandle...usually. i do enjoy special dinners with someone special at dennys, (have to eat early for the discount).

although i dont typically look forward i am hoping for the day when i can take salsa lessons.

i hope to find a beautiful, healthy, educated, independent, over sexed woman, (although im not really interested in the sex part), with a ton of money and a house near the 7/11 or dennys.

she would appreciate a dull, boring guy with bad skin and nothing going for him.

if interested please let me know and ill send you the number of the phone booth down the street...im there daily at 2 pm to take calls...i do have to be home by 3 for oprah.

im hoping to hear from you...ooops, forgot im hopeless. :)

thought you might like a profile with a change of pace. if you would be interested in a guy thats a change of pace let me know. please live within 10/12 miles of carlsbad. :)

casual, beach area, with options.