Hmm, where to start? I prefer people to judge me through conversation versus a few sentences about myself. BUT, I will try my best to conform to the standards of the infamous online profile. I like to have long walks on the beach, hot dogs, and Kathy Bates. Seriously, I just like to have a good time, but I will warn you now...I am easily entertained.

Things about me:
-midgets and children scare the crap out of me
-I love a good horror film. (the cheesier the better) And yes, horror films make me laugh.
-I love infomercials! Shut up...you know you watch them too.
-I can spend hours watching food network and wish I one day get off my ass and try to cook something
-Coffee is yummy
-Beer is almost better
-I don't like to get super drunk though
-I have a dog
-Congratulations you have read this far
-I like all kinds of music, but lean towards heavy rock. And yes I like Justin Timberlake haha.

That's about it....if there is anything else you wanna know...then just ask.

Dating is for suckers. Naw, I'm joking. It's hard for me to describe a first date. It depends on the other person. I can't say I want to go to a sushi restaurant if you don't like sushi. But liking sushi is a requirement to date me so that scenario wouldn't work. I usually order something highly garlicky on the first date too. lol. Interested yet? If you are, then I am scared. For real, just date me and find out for yourself. Haha.