My interests include hot women, arm trophies, my biceps, me, myself, the letter I, football, greasy food, being awesome, mirrors, and pictures of me with no shirt on. I've been told I'm all that and a very expensive bag of chips. I tried letting women rate my image but the numbers on the scale didn't go high enough. Some people say that I think the world revolves around me, but I told them not to be so silly, it's more like the universe. They didn't have me under religion, so I just selected "other". Looking for Mr.Right? Then you're not looking for me. But, when you get tired of all the boring guys, I'm what's left.

What do I want in a women? I want a women to cook, clean, do the dishes, tell me how awesome I am, and while your at it, you may as well take out the trash too. Yeah, I want you to worship me. Look at that face and tell me it wasn't God given. It's like God wrapped me in a pretty box and dropped me out of the sky. Merry Christmas, and you're welcome.

For a first date I'd take you to McDonald's. Get you a happy meal. Maybe even let you keep the toy. That toy may only be available for a limited time* but you and me? Girl, we last forvever.

*At participating restaurants only. While supplies last.