I am sarcastic, easygoing, witty, passive aggressive, loyal, fiercely independent, occasionally lazy, mostly happy, and often thoughtful.
My animals and family are very important to me. They come first and always will. If you don't like cats, dogs, and rabbits move along please.
I love art in most of its forms. My goal is to go to the ten largest museums in the world and see everything in them. Three down, seven to go!
I want to go to Petra so bad it hurts. I travel, therefore I am.
I don't really like hiking. I'll go when forced, but I'm going to take lots of breaks.
I ride an Italjet Velocifero (bonus points if you know what that is).
I love movies and tv. I would marry my tivo if it were legal.
I have been known to let my geek flag fly. I like sci-fi and fantasy.
Books smell great, old and new.
I'm not big on clubs but can be convinced to go occasionally.
I hate sushi.
I have a few tattoos and I'm planning a few more.
I love Disneyland and I go there a lot.
Sometimes I ramble on and on and on and on and on...

I am looking for someone who can laugh at others stupidity and at themselves.
I like to have interesting conversations that don't turn into heated debates.
I like going outdoors and I like staying in. I'll go skiing/snowboarding with you or I'll sit on the couch and watch reality tv.
I dig a guy who has a "childlike sense of wonder". I like to be silly, but its no fun doing it alone.
I am very independent. I don't like clingy guys. I won't cry if you don't call me every five minutes just to say hi (in fact, I prefer it that way).
I have flaws and don't expect you to be perfect. Of course, if you are perfect I won't hold it against you.
If your looking for a quick hook up, you have just wasted your time.
I don't usually IM, so don't go and commit suicide if I click the "no" button.

Okey dokie, that's it for me. The balls in your court now! (ha ha. That's what she said)

DISCLAIMER: if your pic or profile is full of obvious lies,(like it sais you're 6'2" but you're actually 4'2". Or your pic looks nothing like you. Or your pic looks like you...ten years ago)please save us both a lot of time and hassle and don't message me. If I were to meet you, guess what, the jig would be up and I WILL turn around and walk out. No games, please. Life is too darn short. And...rant over.

I wish the world would evolve to a place where we could be more creative than dinner and a movie. Sadly that has not yet happened. So I resign myself to dinner then you try to please me by picking a chick flick (and find out later I would have rather watched an action blockbuster) then we have drinks somewhere. Blah blah blah. Chit Chat. Blah blah blah. Then we go home (not together).
Do you know what's really attractive? A guy who doesn't make me decide what the first date is. Take charge! Make decisions. I'll respect you for it even if your date idea blows.