If you viewed me, message me! I promise not to bite ;)

For the people that want to know something about me:
I think its worth mentioning that I hardly ever act serious and always joke and fool around...In fact, at one point or another I will most likely make you pee yourself just slightly; or not....either way you'll get that warm wet feeling :P Kiddin' but not ^_^ I'm also way too sarcastic and witty for my own good, and predict one day will get kicked in the nuts for it...

I'm funny, smart and honest. I keep my promises and I never break my word. I have way too much wit for your own good, and my sarcasm bleeds out through my ears at better times. I pick up subtleties in a very detailed way; I can read body language and understand people from the way they write, act and speak. Pardon the narcissism. I'm tender; I like to cuddle and I enjoy being with someone doing so indefinitely...

However don't let that get you mixed up with a sissy image of me. I'm not buff and my muscles don't have muscles, but I will eat my cereal with crushed glass and drink it down with used motor oil. I teach martial arts, and have been taught it for a very long time by a teacher who gave no leniency and took nothing less then ideal technique.

If I added you as a favorite its simply because I have nothing good to say...yet; but I will, soon? Who knows. Or you could just make it easier and say hi :P

P.S. "Hey" messages consisting of nothing but a metaphorical vaginal infection merit no response; write something to reply to!