I Love: Unintentional comedy, people who can laugh at themselves, being surprised, reading, tattoos but not a requirement,any kind of cheese, my Chino Moreno obsession ,comb-overs and the people who sport them,brutal honesty,great smiles,people who remember what manners are,being on the river, bold and independent woman, being a weekend warrior,strong facial features, monkeys, board games,original ideas,traveling, pointlessly obsessive sports fans, "experts", muscle, long odds, infomercial stars, automatic bill pay, broken parking meters, local access late-night cable commercials, obscure inventions, bets that I know I am going to win, jokes you roll your eyes at, improvisation, unique personalities,the new cell phone law, comfortable silences,not having much of a memory-every movie regardless of having seen it multiple times-is like watching it for the very first time, and the foreign country known as Los Angeles.

I DISLIKE: wet socks,the "convenience" of computers when they don't work and take hours of my life to fix, bad reception during a song i really like,flaky people,the need to be politically correct, big government, attention whores, the fact that i can't eat anything i want (especially cheese!), birds pooping on my car just after i wash it, carrying a really full bowl of cereal and one piece falls off the bowl and you bend over to pick up that piece and spill half the bowl on yourself because you couldn't wait until after you put the bowl down to pick up that piece, people that wear sunglasses indoors because they think it looks cool,big brother, the fact that i can't spell anymore due to the invention of spell check or can't remember a single phone number thanks to cell phones-and my crappy memory he he, the tiny old ladies that drive Hummer H2's and talk on their cell phones while driving and inevitably drift into my lane on the highway,people who drift into your lane on the highway and when you get all road-ragin on their asses they smile and wave and make you feel bad,the concept of social security numbers, the word politics, people with selective hearing, petty and catty woman ,stepping in deceivingly deep puddles with one foot when I am wearing pants then realizing it looks ridiculous that I only have one wet leg and actually turning around to step in the puddle on purpose with the other leg to even out the wetness (does anyone else do this?).

ME: I'm not a waif nor petite but have curves in all the right places. Also, a shape that is proportionate to my height. Some might consider me a small bbw (by OC standards anyways) others avg. I am very independent, self sufficient, strong willed, at times be very outspoken and dominate without being loud and obnoxious. (know there is a time and a place for everything) So if you are seeking someone with a nice big bootay and rack to match, beautiful inside and out, substance, good head on her shoulders, awesome sense of humor, and you can handle a woman who will challenge you instead of dumbing down then I may be the one. Otherwise, I wish you the best of luck in your search.


IDEAL PERSON: someone who has a great sense of humor most importantly. must be fairly intelligent or can pull off pretending like it!jk At least smart enough to hold a decent conversation about the goings on, not necessarily someone who can recite Webster's dictionary. I Don't care for the negative,or bad attitudes but rather people who are uplifting and make me strive to be a better person. Someone who can get my dry sense of humor and not be offended easily. An effort to make a good first impression is always appreciated!



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