>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
>Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
>Why do people pay good money to go up tall buildings and put money in binoculars jus to see whats on the ground?
>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>Stop singing and read on…
>Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?