i am a blue collar construction worker just coming off a liver transplant. i was a real bad boy but have been clean for a couple years. i'm not what you would call romantic, but know when to buy a woman flowers, usually after i screwed something up.looking for a lady to hang out and have a good time. i'm a definate fixer upper. but come with a limited warranty UPDATE 9/09 a good friend read this profile and said it was'nt quite what the ladies were looking for so i'm updating it. i would have to say that i am a lazy, slovenly,unkept individual with a bad attitude and worse temper. i'm just an old fat, broken down,recovering alcoholic,drug addicted steamfitter. i'm too old to really be interested in sex anymore, so i'm just looking for that special someone who can come over and do some cooking and a little lite cleaning. a killer body and huge bank account is a must. i need to be kept in the lifestyle i've become accustomed to. try not to push and shove, give me a single file line right here. now if you find this post offensive and do'nt understand that i'm just joking, you need not respond. if you find it a little amusing, totally off the wall, a bit curiouse, let me know. i believe we are all too complicated of individuals to try and sum ourselves up on a dating site

i'm up for anything except the circus, i have a severe fear of clowns and jugglers UPDATE 9/09 i have overcome my fear of jugglers, but still weary of clowns