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smot_poker : any crazys out there?

City	bouctouche New Brunswick
Area	Canada
Ethnicity	Caucasian
Sign	Sagittarius
Height	5' 7" (170 cm)

Age	31
Gender	Man
Body Type	A Few Extra Pounds
Religion	Non-Religious
Hair Color	Bald
Private Images	No
Chemistry	N/A \| Needs Assessment: N/A

I am Seeking a

Woman

Who is Looking for

Dating

Smoker?	Often
Do you drink?	No
Marital Status	Single
Profession
Smarts	Some college

Do you want children?	Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?	Prefer Not To Say
Do you have children?	No
Do you have a car?	Yes

Interests

i like to dislike stuff	midgets	jumping on bubble wrap
sunshine lolli pops and rainbows	seeing Chuck Lidell knocking someone out	Jean-Claude Van Dam movies
big black girls that shake their junk	Pepsi	pipel that rite gud and spel gud two
anti-americanism	stupid rednecks with mullets	mullets in general
the cuban assasin	dogs	bunnies
driving fast	video games	board games
breaking bottles	cheese burgers	asking for big king sauce on a whooper
2 big macs	stealing lolipops from babies	water guns
the middle ages	cartoons	laughing maniacaly
MUHAHA	crazy eyes	gambling
lettuce	logic	fire-flies
Bullseye from Daredevil	comic book villans in general	green eyes
heavy metal	jerry springer	seeing a bull gore a bull fighter
samurai	cherry blossoms	the early 90s cast of saturday night live
the cat from shreck 2	cupcakes	food in general
patching broken cigerettes with the glue from rolling papers	snow storms

About Me

Most people that know me like me. Most people that know me think I'm slightly insane. I probably am. I have a tendency to act before I think things trough. I'm not real good with money. I'm usually broke. I'm a non-conforrmist with a problem with authority. I think pro wrestling should be an olympic sport... pro wrestling is as much a sport as figure skating and synchronized swimming. I like to stay up all night and go to bed at daybreak. I don't like the beach... I sweat too much the sun burns me and sand gets in my ass. I like the woods. I like driving in the middle of the night when the road is empty and all mine. Sometimes I can't shut up and other times I can't say a word. I don't like big crowds. I don't like people that mistreat animals. I like birds of prey. I don't act my age. I think a good education is over rated. I encourage children to start smoking. Ham is better then turkey. I'd like to go to Europe someday. I like to look at trees the morning after an ice storm. I hardly ever drink coffee but when I do I like it black with no sugar. I enjoy physical labour more then office work. People that worry about the bird flu and SARS get on my nerves. I think the bible is a fairy tale for adults. I think it's wrong to impose religion on kids. I'm a student of life. I'm a student of war. If wars were still fought with catapults, pikes, longbows and swords I'd try to join the military. I root for the underdog. I like thunder storms at night. I like Greek, Norse and Roman mythology. If I was a cartoon character I'd be a cross between The Family Guy and Cartman. I'd like to pan for gold. I like to tell people I won a bronze medal in the 96 summer olympics playing ping-pong. I don't play ping-pong. I wonder why it's called a building after they're done building it. I like to answer the phone by noding.

First Date

Maybe go to the park and push some kids off the swings and laugh or go to an orphanage and laugh at the kids that don't have parents that love them and eat candy and ice cream in front of them and give them a lollipop but take it away after they take the wraper off.

After that go to Magic Mountain and throw a Mr Big bar in the wave pool.

If that goes well maybe dress up nice and go to McDonalds and ask for their wine list and then make a big fuss that they don't have one then just order some waters and complain that ther's not enough ice in them and walk out all pissed off.

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