I have a sick, sarcastic sense of humor. My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown (Heterochromia). My favorite color is purple. I watch Jeopardy almost every day, and Alex Trebek is my hero. I love Harleys and fast cars. I own ten guitars, most of which I've built myself. I'm perverted, but not in a creepy way, in a fun way. I could probably eat my weight in sushi. I love old horror movies, and anything with Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell, except Elf, that movie kinda sucked. I'm really laid back and easy to get along with, unless you're an ***hole. I have little tolerance for stupidity, or jealous, possesive people. Also people who are controlling. I'm too independant for that. And I obviously know how to use periods and commas, so a giant run on sentence doesn't seem so. I could go on and on. No drug addicts, or disfuctional drinkers please. Please don't contact me if you're some creepy old man posing as a hot young girl.... Don't they have a different website for guys like you?...Freak.